• ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝@feddit.uk
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    Calling all renovators and bargain hunters! This 5 bedroom 3052 sq ft home presents a golden opportunity to build equity and create your dream home. Put your renovation skills to work and unlock the hidden potential of this property. With its prime location and solid bones, the possibilities are limitless. Embrace your inner designer and turn this property into a stunning showcase. From updating the kitchen to revitalizing the outdoor space, let your imagination run wild and create a home that will make a lasting impression.

    Translation: yes we know it looks like someone took drugs and decided to convert their house into a trendy nightclub, then ran out if drugs, but it does mean you can gut the place and start again. Which we hope is a selling point.

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    Kinda want to see what it looked like with their furnishings. It’s funny how much a normal toilet stands out!

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      Same here! They definitely put a fair amount of deliberate work into that aesthetic, and I’d love to see how they decorated and furnished some of those rooms.

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    There is a lot I would change about the house but I kinda dig the vibe

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      At first I thought, “I could live with that, get creative on changing stuff for cheap.” But it kept getting worse and worse and worse.

      I’d still love to own that property.

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      I mean right it’s weird and not what I would do. But you know that the person who did it was in love with idea and it’s nice to see that kind of passion.

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    Looks like a “modern American” restaurant that serves room temperature fries and beer

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    Maybe I just have bad taste but at least half of this type of “eclectic” style I actually like. Some of it is just trashy and gaudy, but some of it is just more interesting to look at than regular old “house” style

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    The interior looks like a trendy, wannabe-upscale Mexican restaurant staffed entirely by hipsters who don’t know how to make good Mexican food.

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    That driftwood in the lights, picture 19. Really tied the room together.

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    It’s like someone took everything they found free on FBM and used it to renovate. Sprinkle in the cheapest HD had available and discount mis-mixed paint, as available.

    It’s a shame, the outside looks promising.

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    Did anyone else watch “Monster House” on the discovery channel in the late 90s/early 00s? They did this kind of stuff all the time.