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Absaroka to Political MemesEnglish · 1 year ago

Even his doctors are full of it

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Even his doctors are full of it

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  • disguy_ovahea
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    Metric conversion

    1 Governor Newsom = 1 Prince William

    Prince William

    • Successful_Try543@feddit.orgBanned from community
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      Ain’t that the conversion into british imperial units?

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        The Prince Williametre, which measures 191 centimetres, is one of those weird measurements that’s not quite one thing or the other.

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      Thicker than his wife’s and Newsome is in flats.

    • pulsewidth
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      He wears lifts. Confirmed by several people who have worked closely with him including Noel Casler who worked with him on The Apprentice and made many public statements about Trump’s drug use, adult daiper use, lifts and frequent self-soilings - and has still not been sued by lawsuit-happy Trump 6 years on.

      https://www.politicalflare.com/2019/09/insider-claims-trump-wears-adult-diapers-due-to-incontinence-from-repeated-stimulant-abuse/

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    he looks like a kid wearing his dad’s jacket… the top button is below his belt

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      For someone who claims to be a billionaire he sure has a shit tailor

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        my $300 suit was tailored better

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      It’s to make him look less round. He can look like a child or the obese old old man he is. Looking good isn’t one of the options

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    There’s a comma. It’s two measurements.

    Now we know exactly how much he’s compensating for.

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    Old people do loose height. So maybe once upon a time he was 6 3. You just need to remember how fucking old he is

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      That’s fine, but his official medical report from just 2 days ago reports him at currently 6’3", which is obviously a lie.

      It also reports him as 225 pounds - which is a weight it’s entirely possible he weighed back when he was 21, but is also clearly a lie now.

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    5’10”, 290 lbs

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      I’d probably peg him closer to 305.

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    The formula is including the inches of gut and average daily diaper load and add it to height. Clearly.

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    Newsom is clearly the taller pile of shit.

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