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minus-squareDelphialinkfedilinkarrow-up7·3 years agoYo mama so fat her highschool picture was a satellite image.
minus-squareCabrioBannedlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 years agoYour momma’s so fat your dad didn’t get off when they procreated, not because she’s ugly, because her gravitational mass pulled the jizz out of his balls before he could finish.
Yo mama so fat her highschool picture was a satellite image.
Your momma’s so fat your dad didn’t get off when they procreated, not because she’s ugly, because her gravitational mass pulled the jizz out of his balls before he could finish.