• Mr Fish
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    “Help, I’ve been bitten by a poisonous snake”

    pushes up glasses “I think you’ll find that the snake is venomous, not poisonous”

  • Lvxferre [he/him]@mander.xyz
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    Alligator: U-shaped snout.
    Crocodile: V-shaped snout.

    I’m glad the Romans never had to deal with the difference though, since alligators are only found in the Americas [edit: and in the Yangtze River basin]. Otherwise this explanation would still fly over their heads. (“V? U? SIMILE SVNT, FVNGE PVTRIDE!”)

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      Which is weird because “alligator” starts with an A, which is pointy, while “crocodile” starts with a C, which is wide. This is a conspiracy to confuse the masses.

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      8 months ago

      So alligators are the ones that look like ducks. Got it.

    • shalafi
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      I laugh when people think I should be scared of the alligators around here. Only time I’ve seen them, they were hauling ass away from me. :)

      No, not going to redneck into a lake full of 'em, but they’re mostly wussies, like most other wild animals.

      Crocodiles? When I first took my Filipino wife kayaking on the local swamp, “Are the crocodiles here?” “Nah, no crocodiles.”

      Crocs? Not fucking around with those boys.

  • But_my_mom_says_im_cool
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    I keep hearing that people “keep asking ai” when I google something it gives me an ai rundown I didn’t ask for. Am I being counted as the number of people who are “asking ai?” Cause I don’t think that’s fair

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    I think one easy way to remember is if you’re somewhere where either one resides, you’ll know about it.

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      There’s neither gators or crocs where I live and i can’t complain about not knowing the difference because it means any water spot is safe