• liran
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    Who the fuck is 11-15??? Only a complete masochist leaves the girls belted in for sleep.

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      leaves the girls belted in

      If I’m ever in a relationship again, I’m finding a way to drop this line. That’s hilarious.

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        If I’m ever in a relationship again

        I could learn from that optimism.

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      Definitely went with 14 or 15 when I was breastfeeding, because the girls tended to leak. Nobody wants to sleep in sheets that smell like sour milk.

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    My life progression so far.

    • 3 Pre-teens
    • 18 Teens
    • 16 Early Twenties (six pack days)
    • 20 ~24-47 (more like a keg for most of it)
    • 2 in summer 1 in winter From age 47 to today because I moved to Wyoming and sleeping naked gets chilly. Six pack is back, which is nice.
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        Thanks. Had some serious health issues and decided that I needed to get fit or end up a wreck by the time I’m sixty.

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      Depends on if I had sex or not. I’m not putting them back on after, but I also don’t really see the need to take them off just to go to sleep.

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    18 doesn’t matter if it’s hot or cold. Oh and also the fan running on high.

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    Most women don’t sleep in bras. Or as I call them “titty jail”.

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      Hell my wife takes hers off as soon as she gets home with this weird yoga magic trick thing where she never removes her shirt. I swear it breaks physics.

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        Yes I know the trick and can remove a bra without taking my shirt off in about 7 seconds.

        I don’t know how we learn this. But it’s just something we figure out and perfect at some point.

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    20, why would I get all dressed up just to go to bed?

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    Why are the bras all different? Why are the bottom options for 6-10 different from the others? Why are 8 and 9 basicaly the same? This feels somehow AI generated

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    List is incomplete. It seems to assume a relatively warm climate or expensive use of night-time home heating.

    Thus: Long sleeves. Underwear under long trousers perhaps for sanitary purposes, but possibly for comfort.

    There’s probably also a few people who have socks they wear to bed if not also blindfolds or old-timey nightcaps, but I get why those things aren’t in this graphic. Lack of long sleeves is more of a head-scratcher.

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      Solution: more blankets. Where I grew up we had regular frosts all through winter, but I never really went with anything more than 18. 2-3 blankets and a thick duvet does a lot for keeping you warm.

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        My blankets are always stolen in the middle of the night by someone who needs to be swaddled and rolled like a burrito. I used to have “emergency blanket” under the bed for after the blankets were stolen, but that didnt always make it back, or itd get taken too.

        Also the (2) 70 lb dogs sneak into bed and dont wake me up until i can no longer move the blanket. And waking the 13 year old dog up to move him is only going to disturb my partner, so its not worth it.

        So like i tell me kids, control what you can control. I now sleep in sweats, and sometimes even with a robe on because thats basically a blanket that cant be stolen

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        More blankets don’t help the moment you get out of bed in the morning. The apartment was unheated for much of the winter during my teenage years, so I usually wore two pairs of thick woolen socks and thick woolen PJs (along with a thick duvet and several blankets) so I wouldn’t freeze to death the moment I got out of bed. The period between rushing out of bed and into an 8 ply woolen bathrobe was still painful though.

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      Sometimes when my room is very cold, I sleep with socks on, though the rest usually stays off.