Your personal data is safe with us.
So give it. Very safe. Give it!
We take your home safety very seriously. Please let us in. Let us in. Let us rummage through your nightstand drawers. Your secrets are safe with us.
Your children are also safe. Give them.
Its wild people are even entertaining the idea. They already proved they will.get your shit stolen.
Just comply bro. It’s easy. Just upload it bro.
Doubt.
“Quick deletion: Identity documents submitted to our vendor partners are deleted quickly - in most cases, immediately after age confirmation.”
https://discord.com/press-releases/discord-launches-teen-by-default-settings-globally
Translation: our vendors have no idea where this data goes. If they can’t find it, it’s deleted, right?
And this is why generic EULAs should be heavily regulated, and allowed to be negotiated like any other contract. Allow me to pencil in a “you’ll allow me to uniquely watermark the scan of my ID so it can be traced back to this specific request, and agree to pay me $500M if that scan is ever included in a data breach or sold to additional third-party vendors” clause.
Oh, Discord doesn’t want to agree to that? Gee, if the company is deleting everything immediately and there’s no risk of a leak/intentional sale, what’s the harm in including it? How’s the saying go? Something about “if you have nothing to hide”?
Unironically the solution here. We need a bit of a negotiation option. Some entity, I don’t know, the EU or other larger regulatory bodies need to force that one down their throat
20 years is “quick” enough. 5 is “immediately”.
Pretty much an instant on a cosmic timescale
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Finite time is trivial /s
0 seconds is perfect so bam! I won’t upload it. Call it good.
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“In most cases”
So, bots?
It’s been almost 2 decades but I guess I’m a teenager again ?🤷 Because I ain’t uploading shit to discord.
how_do_you_do_fellow_teenager.bmp
Sus.
Youus young’uns would have used how_do_you_do_fellow_teenager.aviAh crap I activated your Trap Card!
Real media was fun
It’s not even that it got leaked, it’s the fact that it’s data they said they didn’t have. Screw em!
Yep. Just confirms once more that a company’s word means absolutely nothing.
If you want to protect the children get rid of the billionaires
El hoyo
Identity documents submitted to our vendor partners are deleted quickly— in most cases, immediately after age confirmation.
Define “quickly” and why is it not always immediately after confirmation?
quickly as in never and then leaked because they secured it with the digital equivelent of a wet paper bag left outside.
Fuck them, fuck them all.
Personal ID to use a shart app? Out of your damn minds.
I guess younger generations will slowly accept this type of crap…
Not if the older generation stops them from doing so
But I am entirely without rizz! How will I communicate?
6 7
More of a 69 guy myself
One good use for AI would be to generate IDs real enough to pass these checks & stock invasive databases with slop
I support this. Fake IDs are morally good
Except AI is not capable of simple tasks let alone this.
Really? Generating real-looking faces has been doable for years now. MS paint copy/paste over an actual ID with the letters/numbers scrambled seems like child’s play.
(Not that I would ever publicly condone ID fraud. That would be a terrible thing)
edit: oh. To do it en mass to fuck up their databases. Yeah that’s fair. For a one-off: easily doable. At scale… Fair point
Except you’ve already lowered the bar. The original comment was AI generating the whole ID. Which is absolutely outside of their capabilities.
It’s also an AI verifying it, so it might cancel out
I’m so certain you will delete the id immediately after I send it that, after carefully considering it, I deemed it a waste of time: if you are deleting my ID immediately, the time spent on sending it is better used on something more useful, like taking a dump.
“last year” doesn’t really do it justice They had tons of data breaches last year, the really bad one was after some places forced people to upload their IDs
The current UK government in a nutshell right now:
Or the women on the TEA app. Sure worked out for them.
No they don’t. They need it to definitively link your data between each of the sites you frequent.
That and your phone number. To be fair, the phone number thing does most of the legwork.
Removed discord from all devices i own.
Bet nobody else will and after all this will be a huge success and the children finally will be safe
