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    He wants to do a nuke so bad.

    We should all be terrified.

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      He really wants to drop the bomb. Its so fucked up

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        “First president to do it in over 80 years. They said it couldn’t be done. 'Sir, you can’t do this,” they said. The greatest president in American history, the strongest president. They came to me with tears in their eyes, they said ‘please sir, don’t do it.’"

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        He can’t. The strict command and control structure between POTUS and launch keys will break down, just as it did with 3 or 4 events during the Cold War.

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          Doesn’t mean he doesn’t want to. Also they have been replacing “dissenters” with loyalists.

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      He is fucking busy shitting his pants and napping in his retirement home in Florida.

      It’s the ghouls around him that actually have the follow through to make sense of the mad kings ramblings.

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      I really hope this fucking moron dies and suffer a lot

  • ouRKaoS@lemmy.today
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    From the makers of “Vibe Coding”, we present to you “Vibe foreign policy!”

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      You’re absolutely right! I told you to bomb Iran without considering all of the obvious fallout. That’s on me, and in the future I’ll do more to accurately convey the potential ramifications of any foreign policy decisions I suggest.

      In the meantime, I can help you spin this disaster. Let me know if you want me to:

      🦅 Help draft a propaganda piece smearing any detractors as unpatriotic

      💣 Generate an image that looks like satellite imagery of a weapons grade uranium enrichment facility

      👶 Organize a hangout with your friends to help blow off some steam

      Just let me know what you’d like me to get started on. And remember, you got this!

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      It is about pre-emptively invading other countries on the basis of made up attacks.

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    Hopefully that feeling is his left arm going tingly and numb because he’s about to have a massive heart attack that’ll finally finish the fucking job.

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    Republicans have cosigned all this shit by not impeaching him.

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    Someone should ask him if he feels the rest of the Epstein Files are hiding in Tehran.

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    🎶

    "And when I get that feeling, I want military healing.

    Military healing is good for me

    Makes me feel so fine, it’s such a rush

    Helps to relieve the mind (of Epstein files), and it’s good for us (mostly me)"

    🎶

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      …ya know? If trump just nuked all of earth, and everybody died? At least I don’t have to worry about my non-existant retirement plan.

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          C’Mon…start living up to your username! Global apocalypse for all!

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          Oh come on, New Zealand has the best chance of survival out of anywhere in the world, along with maybe some forgotten village in the middle of the Asian Steppes or the Tibetan Plateau…

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          that shitty little freak genocider entity is at least as dangerously fanatic and amoral.
          they actuall said they will nuke everyone if/when they lose.
          which might be very soon

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        I’m not worried about being directly hit, as it would be a quick death I’d never even be aware of.

        But I’m terrified of being in the blast zone and surviving, as that means a slow, painful death by disintegration. When the radioactivity prevents one’s cells from dividing, the countdown clock has begun and there’s nothing anyone can do about it.