Turns out the lettuce was more intelligent also
Like that wasn’t obvious from the start?
Why does she still get attention?
She speedran meaningfully damaging an already damaged economy when given power in days. Her ideas demonstrably lack merit.
Unless her following is literally just people waiting for her to say something else stupid
Mostly because she says stuff like this, and it gets attention.
It is pretty funny. Outside of the current global climate, it’s pretty funny.
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I came here to laugh not for news!
Probably because she is the
secondthird* ever female UK Prime Minister.That alone means her (incredibly stupid) comments have public interest.
*I have been reminded again that I can’t count (fair).
She’s the third female PM, Margaret Thatcher was first and Theresa May second.
I’d like to say that I didn’t count Thatcher as a human, but the truth is i just totally forgot Theresa May.
Corrected, cheers.
I’m not sure she was even human. Might have been an MI5 project to create a lifelike android to infiltrate and take over Parliament.
Holy shit, and here I thought organized trans crime conspiracies were exclusively American Republican. Why does everything stupid or regressive that comes out of the USA get parroted over here.
quick note, if anyone wants kitkats at a super low price hmu
Hold on, ensure Nestle loses money, and you’d fund trans people? Fucking sign me up! This is a fantastic idea! We need an underground trans mafia that steals chocolate to resell.
I’m gonna take this idea to Pride lol
The spread of american idiocy to a global scale isn’t a coincidence. It’s a combination of homegrown grifters who see the grift over there working, and a concerted effort by the Epstein Class to spread their influence abroad.
Where do you think America got their stupid people from? Did you think Europe stopped making them after they sent them here?
I’ll take one :3
we should form an underground transgender mafia
Looks like it’s already in full swing. Just in case you’re looking… I have a very reputable kitkat source for the next few weeks…
Because the world is the way it is right now I just need to check. This is satire, right?
Nah, it’s a running gag that she blames the trans mafia for everything: https://www.thepinknews.com/2024/10/01/liz-truss-underground-trans-mafia-conservative-conference/
I’m glad I wasn’t the only one who needed to check…
Oh gimme a break
sounds… probable.
maybe they can share some <3
What exactly are the trans mafia running a racket on? Knee high socks?
Blahaj
I say that Liz Truss is actually just one giant cunt.
And not even in a good way.
Fuck Nestle
This means stealing KitKats is okay, maybe?
stealing from large coorperarions is always okay :3
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Yes it is! Good one though lol
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Wait it’s not real? It got me. The world is really in a state if I can read this and think it’s real. I’d never heard of this woman but the shit that some people say made this just on the edge of believability. I feel like in 2000s or the 90s people weren’t so stupid.
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But have you heard of… A lettuce?
Did she like lettuce or something? I’m not in on this joke…
Yeah well at this point we’ve been accused of so much insane crap that it’s hard to tell.
I couldn’t tell either.
Ma’am, we’ve got better shit to do
And much better food to eat.
Shit, they’re onto us.
Who snitched?
Sorry it was me, I spilled my breakfast on the cat and exclaimed “bloody underground trans mafia strikes again”
Oceans 11 trans remake when?
But actually
Would’ve been breaking as a parody of disinformation 18 months ago
KitKat heist was very real, though.
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