Ha well good thing I named my Defense Company that builds killer robots and brutally invasive spyware The One Ring. I was inspired by the power of the ring and think humanity can use it to do good!
Are you Peter Thiel?
What ha? No!? Why would you think that? Also can I buy some of your blood?
no but i will sell you this bucket of used blood i just happen to have
I actually prefer all these cookies, and they bring something to the table.
But they were all of them deceived, for another cookie was made. It was kinda like a bagel really. It wasn’t for eating. And…did you eat the one ring!? Ugh.
You have to polymorph into a xorn if you want to gain the intrinsics from the one ring.
I think if you get the one ring, you added just enough cruelty, malice, and will to dominate all life though




