Cheeseburgers are a delivery mechanism for pickles.

Sandwiches are a delivery mechanism for red onion.

And shop icecreams for the waffle cone, those 3 are probably my favs.

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    Chicken nuggets are merely a vessel for barbecue sauce.

    Burritos are merely a vessel for hot sauce.

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    Tortilla chips are the ultimate delivery mechanism. Chips and salsa, bean dip, guacamole, or queso. Combine some or all, or add cheese or protein and you have nachos. Or eat the chips just for the salt.

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      I have to ask, what is queso for an American? To me, a Spaniard, it is the word cheese.
      What kind of cheese is queso over there?

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        Emulsified cheese sauce that’s semi-liquid at room temperature and used as a dip, usually with a few chili peppers or some salsa mixed in. Basically nacho cheese sauce but slightly spicy.

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    Cheeseburgers are a delivery mechanism for pickles.

    I’d like to talk about this for a minute. Y’see, I realized this myself, some years ago. And if the best part of the burger is the pickle, why am I eating a burger at all? Why don’t I just eat a sandwich stuffed with cheese and onions and pickles and lettuce and condiments?

    So that’s what I do now, and I’m happier for it.

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    Baked potatoes are a delivery mechanism for sour cream, butter, salt and pepper.

  • Cheeseburgers are a delivery system for cheese.

    Regular burgers are a delivery system for pickles.

    Waffles are a delivery system for syrup.

    Fries are a delivery system for ketchup or mayo, depending on where you are.

    Jello Shots are a delivery system of drunkeness.

    Garlic bread is a delivery system for garlic.

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    I admit I’m a complete degenerate at this point.
    I mainly eat food for two, and only two reasons-- garlic and chili heat.

    I still get interested looks sometimes from the opposite sex, but then they catch a whiff, lol. They haven’t seen my bloodwork, though.

    OMG, but that rush upon eating spicy food…

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    Can’t think of any faves at the moment, but on the other side of the spectrum…

    People are a delivery mechanism for farts.

    Printers are a delivery mechanism for stress.

    Red hats are a delivery mechanism for shitty opinions.