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That guy really tied the show together.
You want a stembolt? I can get you a stembolt, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don’t wanna know about it, believe me. Hell, I can get you a stembolt by 3 o’clock this afternoon… self-sealing. These fucking amateurs…

The Founder draws a lot of water in this town. You don’t draw shit, Lebowski. Now we got a nice, quiet little Dominion community here, and I aim to keep it nice and quiet. So let me make something plain. I don’t like you sucking around, bothering our citizens, Lebowski. I don’t like your jerk-off name. I don’t like your jerk-off face. I don’t like your jerk-off behavior, and I don’t like you, jerk-off. Do I make myself clear?
Stay out of the Gamma Quadrant, Lebowski! Stay out of the Gamma Quadrant, deadbeat! Keep your ugly fuckin’ goldbrickin’ ass out of my Dominion community.

“Does he still engineer?”
“Oh no. He have temporal problems”
Fucking Chief Miles O’Brien appeared in 163 of 170 episodes, Dude

For one thing, there were 173 episodes of DS9.
And while Colm Meaney does appear in 163 of them, he is only portraying Chief Miles O’Brien in 160 episodes: in Far Beyond the Stars he portrays Albert Macklin and in The Emperor’s New Cloak and Through the Looking Glass he only portrays mirror universe Miles O’Brien.
I am curious where the creator of this meme arrived at the number 163, since IMDB incorrectly says that Meaney is in all 173 episodes.
ps:
good meme nonetheless
A handful are credit only and certain 2-parters are counted as 1.
certain 2-parters are counted as 1
this explains the total of 170
a handful are credit only
as a main cast member he is in the opening credit sequence of every episode, which explains IMDB saying he’s in every one.
but how/where did you arrive at the number 163? i only arrived there by seeing that Memory Alpha lists 160 character appearances (which I see now does single-count Emissary and presumably two other two-part episodes) and then checking the mirror universe episodes to see if there were any without the Chief in them (and finding two) and then remembering Far Beyond the Stars.
anyway i guess either of the numbers in the meme could be correct, but not both at once: 163 is correct if you double-count three two-part episodes, and 170 is correct if you single-count them. 🤓
(and the numbers in my first comment are inconsistent in the same way.)
So maybe I’m not the only one that first thinks “Hawk from Spencer for Hire”, and then my brain steps in to translate that to “Avery Brooks”
Dude can’t help looking like a badass. At least, once they let him shave his head end of season 3.

At least, once they let him shave his head end of season 3.
That was the plan all along
Related question: what’s Hawk?
A character from the series Spenser for Hire played by Avery Brooks.

AKA: The coolest motherfucker on television.
That character is the reason Sidko started off with headhair and no facial hair.
F-n a, Cotton. F-n AA!

Thanks! I remember seeing promos for that show, but I never watched it.
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