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This version is way better, not sure who made it so can’t credit

This is the peak antichrist mythos.

Evangelicals will eat this up, which goes to show that their beliefs mean fuck all.
Everything I dislike goes against my sincerely held beliefs! Tune in next week to find out what new thing I am vehemently against.
Who’s going to take Grandpa’s keys away?
Is crucifixion on the table?
Would that mass even stay up?
Now I imagined his wrists ripping off the nails like rotten flesh, and him splatting face and gut first into the ground, and bursting like an orange shit-filled balloon.
It amused me.




