OMG finally we can get off this fucking sinking rock. Chevron one encoded!
Chevron 2 encoded
Chevron 3 encoded
…am I doing it right? What’s a chevron? Did I do a thing?
Chevron 4 encoded
The chevrons are the symbols on the Stargate. We need 7 of them to travel to another planet.
Chevron 5 encoded! Let’s gooooooo
Chevron 6… Encoded
Unscheduled offworld activation
It’s fucking Baal again
Chevron 7 Locked
You technically don’t have to say Locked on the last one, but it’s Standard Operating Procedure by Walter to do so.
Chevron 7… Encoded?
You fool! Chevron 7 is locked not encoded!
Unless…actually I can’t remember. Maybe it still gets encoded if you’re going to another galaxy or something? Anyone remember?
Oh thank god. For a while there I thought I was stuck on this planet with assholes like elon musk, and trump.
Ok, so, this new planet we’re going to…do they have bacon? Or should we find some left leaning farmers to bring some pigs for breeding?
Look, I’m excited to leave this hellhole called earth, but, c’mon. We gotta bring bacon.
But we don’t have to bring pedophiles, or fascists. That’s why we’re leaving earth to begin with.
Sorry, Thor says meat eating is primitive and we have to leave the Bacon on Earth
Someone needs to tell Kevin.
the yellow ones are not bacon.
To be fair, I’m 50:50 on Elon being an alien that “accidentally” got left behind by his mates
You want to bring pigs, but also not bring pigs.
Just don’t send me to Atlantis, I have too much shit to fix here already.
Flat earth confirmed
When have things gone our way?
Antarctica is a continent, you can’t send a sub underneath it. Ran discovered previously unseen structures beneath the Dotson Ice Shelf in West Antarctica.
The Arctic is covered in floating ice, you can send subs under it. Well, it’s covered at the moment, climate change is working on changing all that.
And why would you define a continent to only include rock?
I mean, the definition of a continent is a landmass. We don’t count the ice shelves in Canada or Greenland either.
Sure we do. Do you not consider Glacier National Park a part of North America?
They are not part of the continental land mass, even though they are geographically located on the continent called North America. But the Arctic is not a continent because there is no land mass.
“Beneath” here just means “beneath the surface of.” You’re being deliberately obtuse.
You’re over here arguing about what continents are and you’re gonna call the other poster obtuse?
Yes.
I don’t see how you are coming to the conclusion that a. that is the meaning of “beneath” in this context and b. how that is a relevant point in this discussion.
Also, “deliberately” is just a dumb, unfounded accusation. Wtf makes you think people would purposefully misunderstand you in such an irrelevant discussion and that I am acting with that intent in this instance?
Your mom’s not a continent
That sounded a lot better in my head
Protip: Read the article before you out yourself as a moron for not understanding that they are talking about structural features of melting polar ice.
Jokes on you, I read the article and I’m STILL gonna out myself as a moron! Checkmate Evangelathiests!
OMG. It’s Checkmate ApeTheists, not whateverthefuck you said. What a moron!!!
See! I told you!
Ya can’t stop the fun train with simple facts. /s
Damn, I was hoping for a slumbering ancient evil that could put us all out of our misery.
They come to enslave us, it’s probably an improvement.
“In the east and center, Ran saw icy terraces stacked like steps, while the west looked smoother, with channels and scooped depressions.”
icy terraces = ancient cities beyond comprehension, thank you very much.
Channels and scooped depressions?
Sooo…aqueducts to put the Romans to shame?
Pro tip: check if you’re in a meme sub before taking any posts seriously or making judgements of peoples intellects. Big loser energy bud.
Thinking this is Reddit and taking the rules of a meme community seriously make you a real winner. ;-)
Excuse me but Ill keep my alarmist hyperbole thankyou verymuch!
Those unknown structures?
Using sonar, Ran mapped 54 square miles of ice underside beneath Dotson Ice Shelf. The maps revealed flat plateaus, terraced steps, and teardrop-shaped pits, all carved by basal melt, melting that attacks the ice from below.
In the east and center, Ran saw icy terraces stacked like steps, while the west looked smoother, with channels and scooped depressions.
None of these terraces or teardrop pits show up on satellite images, so they had remained completely hidden until Ran’s mission.
You’re not the boss of me! I’ll do what I want!
structural features of melting polar ice.
Nope, it’s R’lyeh
Cthulhu fhtagn
Herpa derp derp
Maybe it’s just their dicks
Now we’re talking…
Makes sense
Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtag
Bless you
Bless It
blessings beyond my comprehension
non-euclidean thoughts and prayers
Blessings beyond my darkest nightmares
Wrong story, more like “Tekeli-li”
That thing looks a bit like a giant red squid.
Do you think an actual giant red squid would know it wasn’t?
That device is now at the bottom of the sea after a squid made sweet love to it. 🐙 🦑
This could also be the alternate plot to Iron Lung
Get yer P-90s ready, boys. We’re about to go snake huntin’
P-90s? Hell no, grab the flamethrowers and the dynamite!
@ @ @
I know this is a meme sub
Then why did you comment? You know that everyone who saw this meme chuckled, and then either went “probably bullshit” and moved on, or googled it, found out it’s click bait and moved on. You accomplish nothing but giving yourself a soap box.
I’m lazy and stupid. He did me a favor, fuck you.
Thanks for speaking up for the people like us!
If we don’t stick together dickheads like that might make us use our reading comprehension skills.
I won’t do it.
Then why did you comment?
Because the OP shared a bad source, some people might want to read about this event (I did, which is why I read this), and this is the original source and open-access. Like goddamn; did the submarine disappear because it went up your ass?
If you can’t look at that source, read it for 5 seconds and realize it’s a shithole rag of disinformation and conspiracy theories, then you probably should be relying on other people to parse information for you. If you can’t find another source on the same information by using your thumbs, then you may want to get off the internet altogether. OP clearly wasn’t trying to fool anyone or spread disinformation, it’s a meme and you losers are in here demanding a better bibliography.
If you can’t look at that source, read it for 5 seconds and realize it’s a shithole rag of disinformation and conspiracy theories
Those people are only going to improve their media literacy when they can compare and contrast what good and bad sources look like – whether they do that on their own or with help from someone else. While that muscle is still underdeveloped in so many people, is it obscene to you to just help them a little?
If you can’t find another source on the same information by using your thumbs
Centralizing the information means less wasted work. I’d bet I can do the research you can do in an hour in ten minutes, and my actual decade-long hobby is making research easier for others; I don’t need this lecture.
demanding a better bibliography.
“Demanding” is when you just do the thing yourself immediately and unprompted without asking anything from anybody.
Bro we’re in a meme subreddit and you’re writing walls of text. Touch grass.
The comment I was replying to was 89 words. I wrote 116 and only used your quotes to establish what I was replying to. If you consider 116 words a wall of text worthy of ridicule, then I think you’re projecting about who the illiterate morons who shouldn’t be on the Internet are here. You should get off the Internet and pay attention; Mr. Winkler is trying to teach you and the other 4th-graders how to use context clues and what the three-syllable word “demanding” means.
Bro actually counted the words lmfao. Touching grass isn’t enough, you might be a lost cause.
OP clearly wasn’t trying to fool anyone or spread disinformation, it’s a meme and you losers are in here
demandinga better bibliography.Providing a better bibliography, in case anyone else wants it.
Meta question: can someone enlighten me on the source/background of the image used for this meme? Is it from some movie?
The Cabin in the Woods (2011) Imdb
Ty!
Thanks.
How tf, I just watched the movie last night again after like 8 years and a meme pops up??
Which movie is it?
Cabin in the Woods
Antarctica is a continent made of rock.
Not entirely actually! I just learned earlier today (Wikipedia) that “if its ice is considered not as land, but as water, it is not a single landmass, but several landmasses of much smaller area, since the ice-bedrock boundary is below sea level in many regions of the continent”
TIL that glacier ice is considered a type of mono-mineralic rock: https://www.usgs.gov/faqs/glacier-ice-a-type-rock
So did I! Thanks!
That’s not my truth though
You’re confusing a continent with a craton. A continent is an entire geographic region. It’s not a singular object.
Gargles in incomprehensible horror
flosses and spits in moderately comprehensible horror
its fine, can not comprehend the horror
I wish you’d les with unmanned, but then id’ve never clicked the article
HP Lovecraft has entered the chat…
