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Nowadays you can use systemd-exorcise for this:
exorcisectl --denomination INSERT_YOUR_RELIGION_IDENTIFIER. Please note that some denomination options will automatically withdraw 10% of your yearly income from your bank account as a tithe, and if that fails it will send your server to hell or whatever equivalent you believe in. The command is a no-op for atheists.The power of sudo compels you!
May admin rebuke you
This is clearly an old image. The new priests expel the demons with systemd
systemd priests be like:
homectl show -j | \ jq -r ".[].userName as $u | \ .birthDate as $b | \ select($b < \"$(date -d '18 years ago' +'%Y-%m-%d')\") | \ $u"
Blessing away the French language …
the one guy on payroll who was there when the whole system was built that you’ve never seen, but always have heard about
So you get out your VHS camcorder from the 1980s and follow him into the server room along with your friend who is auditioning for a U2 cover band after work.
sudo asahi-blessGesundheit
systemctl daemon-reload
Checkmate.Plot twist, that broom is made of real plant roots
Hmm…splashing around holy water in the server room, what could possibly go wrong? 😬
Well, to be fair, it probably will stop the daemon running if he aims it right.
probably wont do much unless he throws a whole bucket
In computing and house maintenance I have learned an important thing: the tiniest amount of water in the wrong place can wreak absolute havoc.
coincidentally, i have had the exact opposite experience: water was onky ever a problem if it was tgere for a long time, and in large amounts
He’s performing the Benediction of the Omnissiah
“These servers ain’t no good I tells ya!”
WHACK
It wouldn’t be my first time literally praying and asking for blessings before a project.
