Tldr

I thought this lady’s career was over. Why is she still news?

This is like picking the best slice of bread out of a loaf

Have they tried unplugging it and plugging it back in?

He didn’t dress up as a girl. He dressed up as a man, with giant knockers.

The “i just woke up in a ditch but still have half a 40oz” beer.

Russian space program

People are homeless because they’re lazy, not poor.

Doesnt having sex make you not horny though?

Haha

The guy was a damn hero. As he took his last breath…before locking his aim…

Im a carpenter and a gamer

I paid 20 bitcoin for this service in 2009. Im still kind of pissed.

Where the butthole ends

What about tetris on mushrooms?

Why is this the top post for like the last week?

Board of peas

Pretty sure its like 16 oz or something

Beagles are hounds