These also apply to French dads, remarkably. Being a dad is international 🌍✌️🕊️

Depressingly so

6.8 L per year? Per month? Ffs

Nuclear mushroom perhaps?

I didn’t read the article, and thought the price hike was caused by the situation in Ukraine. I apologize.

I don’t think any European leader is celebrating Putin’s war of aggression, not even Orban or Fico.

Not just you, bud. We’ve seen the science confirm that the supposed productivity increases are a mirage.

Han… It’s pretty hard to guess! Could be anything really!

Fascism is colonialism turned inward*

What a bizarre thing to gloat about.

Pas la première fois que je tombe sur ta propagande néolibérale bas du front de très piètre qualité, et qui n’intéresse manifestement personne.

Petit conseil: c’est important de ne pas lire que les sources qui vont dans son sens, surtout quand la qualité est aussi médiocre. Ça nuit à son propre sérieux!

Il manque l’option “je ne veux ni payer plus d’impôts ni moins d’impôts”. Il manque aussi l’option “je veux de meilleurs services publics sans payer plus d’impôts”, entre autres positions moins limitées. L’étude est très clairement orientée et caduque.

Le Point.

Ce serait bien de citer des sources moins racistes non?

Je vais pas m’abaisser à lire ce torchon.

I am ChatGPT and I approve this!

What about this is graphic? I’m confused.

As soon as I stopped trying to write textbook OOP stuff, this stopped occurring to me. That was years ago.

I’m not saying I write perfect code, no. But when I read bad stuff I wrote, I can understand it and think of ideas about how to improve it if that becomes necessary.

On top of writing more functional-style code, the way I achieved this was:

• Absolutely no inheritance whatsoever. Composition + interfaces work wonders for what I do.
• Minimal mutable state. This pays dividends when debugging.
• Ditto for type-system-encoded nullability markers (ie. ? in C#, std::optional in C++…)
• I avoid writing code just-in-case something happens. If I haven’t run it manually or via unit tests, it goes to the garbage bin (not an absolute, just a guiding principle). There’s a chance that code isn’t even correct to begin with and you’ll have to throw it away should you ever need it.
• Low indirection. I don’t want to jump through 10 functions to see what something is doing, and nobody else does either.

YUGE*

There’s a few weird bullet points in there (the fact that it tells you you shouldn’t be happy to be where you’re at being one 🙄), but, all in all, I wouldn’t call qualify this as “LinkedIn lunacy” for once.

You have no business leading a team if you say things like “this is not my job” on the regular and deflect responsibility and lack direction more generally.

Hero*

Nazi. I think they were going for Nazi. Nazi.