It’s actually shallot-met, like when you meet an onion

It’s a mental illness, most likely psychopathy, as the traits of psychopathy are required in order to attain that much power

How nice of those seagulls

How to tell if Trump is lying:

Is he speaking?

If yes, he is lying.

Leveraging newspeak to our advantage, I like it

Why is Stark there and not Sein??

Yes we’ve had first rights payments, but what about seconds rights payments??

Ya know I don’t think a 17 year old kid could make his arm stretch 150 gomus either, but I didn’t need any research funding to tell you that

It feels reeeeallll fucking weird to have just started watching Pluto this week, having previously had no idea what it was about

What an indictment of our society that this fuck ass ever had that much money and now has more

And Epstein was almost certainly feeding mossad kompromat on every island visitor

First in last out baby

Wait are these emails real? I thought it was satire…

I think it’s satire. It makes a point but it’s in the most linguistically precious way possible

The volume you can drain from a cow with an infected whatever can be shocking, truly

As a percentage of available knowledge, the proportion of bullshit has certainly outstripped truth

Those who sacrifice liberty for safety deserve neither

Well Elon here I have the worlds first automated happiness supplier and for the low low price of $1 billion dollars I can have it on your doorstep tomorrow morning

*warning: products resemblance to a burning bag of dog shit is purely coincidental

But what’s the cost of them being forced to use these online spaces to connect? Is it greater or less than the cost of not using them at all? Seems to me the balance is going farther and farther to the side of using them being worse than not every day. Body shaming, predators, addiction. We didn’t let kids smoke because it increased their social circle did we?

Hopefully the next generation of girls and boys growing up just never starts using these shit platforms and they all collapse under their own bullshit in the next few years. Social media is absolutely not necessary and is actively detrimental to good health.