This orange blob of cholesterol is the stupidest mother fucker to ooze the surface of the planet.

If we’re going to rename it anything, it would be The Straight of Epstein-Distraction .

Here is the post:

“All U.S. Ships, Aircraft, and Military Personnel, with additional Ammunition, Weaponry, and anything else that is appropriate and necessary for the lethal prosecution and destruction of an already substantially degraded Enemy, will remain in place in, and around, Iran, until such time as the REAL AGREEMENT reached is fully complied with. If for any reason it is not, which is highly unlikely, then the “Shootin’ Starts,” bigger, and better, and stronger than anyone has ever seen before. It was agreed, a long time ago, and despite all of the fake rhetoric to the contrary - NO NUCLEAR WEAPONS and, the Strait of Hormuz WILL BE OPEN & SAFE. In the meantime our great Military is Loading Up and Resting, looking forward, actually, to its next Conquest. AMERICA IS BACK!”

Trump always admits things by being Mr Opposite. This tells me they’ve been planning, or seriously discussing, nuke strikes.

I’m not sure if any of them are dumb enough, but I’m consistently surprised by how evil they all are. I’m not putting it past them at this point.

Vance doesn’t have a grip on this idiot minions like Trump does. I also think Russia gave Trump a bunch of dirt on GOP members which he has been more than willing to exploit. I can’t honestly think of any other reason they bend over and take his bullshit.

Vance is an asshole, and probably a little evil, but he’s also a huge wimp. People will steamroll right over him.

I think when Trump dies, MAGA will fade away.

On the plus side, they can no longer open the Nuclear Football suitcase because it’s been inadvertently sealed shut by Pentagon Pete masturbating furiously and shooting “tributes” on it.

This seems more like the Secretary of War Crimes, Pete Hegseth.

Kathleen Stefik, a 59-year-old Trump voter, said she personally feels the hostility from Canadians and has curbed her own trips to Canada in response. While she agrees with some of Trump’s policies, including on immigration, she acknowledges that his rhetoric about Canada has been damaging. “What a jerk … shut up, just stop. Be a president, act like a president.”

He didn’t act like a president the first go. What made you think he’d change this time? Idiot, smooth brained, fart huffer.

Qatar gave him a bribe big plane. Does that count?

Speaking of, if the US is all concerned about Trump and his criminal gang of losers, you’d think someone would say something about this bribe gift considering how illegal is it. I sure haven’t heard anything about this.

How about “NO!”

The White House didn’t accidentally bomb a girls school.

This was done to incite anger, create groups looking for revenge, have a major terrorist activity on US soil, then lock the entire country down “because war”. They want a 9/11.

Has anyone seen him without a hat on since the rash picture?

Perhaps his entire head is covered in blisters and the hat is to hide it.

They also like “…well, I’ll be dead by then so…” shurgs

These people spend a crap ton of money to set up over priced equipment in untreated rooms.

Russia finally won the cold war in spades.

It really is genius. All Russia did was lean on the stupid people. Feed them lies, get them pissed off, and they’re more than happy to burn their own house down as a response.

It cost them almost nothing to wreck the USA.

It’s crazy when you think about it.

People who should have the role because they’re mentally unfit for the job, harass, bully, beat, and kill citizens. Then lie about the reasons why.

Sounds just like cops.

This sounds like DOGE is going to cost the USA a shitton of money fixing their bullshit.

This also sounds like one particular person, with a fuck ton of cash, should be held responsible and pay for damages.

LOL. Who am I kidding. Musk will get an invented award when SSI collapses due to fraud. Then they’ll “have a concept of a plan” to fix it… in two weeks… forever.

Good question. I’m going to pin this.

He looks a little like Il Duche

Lil Douche you say?

This is exactly what Trump wants because a brown man is going to be there for half time.

I think its called a gaggle of decimals.

I’m not going to smack my own dick.

I mean,.

Wait…

Nevermind.