I got 3 kindles off eBay for the price of 1 new. 2 successfully jail broken (and 1 ready to be jail broken. Just on the fence of making another account, or gamble my main one again)

I am part of the big Kerbal spike with the Artemis launch. (I may have bankrupted myself before I even made a full orbit around kerbin. But I was having fun)

I know this is shitty ask Lemmy, but I’m gong to give an honest answer.

One morning I see a message from a mate. Sharing a link. A racist comedian (or at least, a comedian who makes race and lgbt jokes) was complaining that his show got canceled.

Was actually mad that whole day. Even yelled at a student for the first time.

Now my rule is ‘no social media until coffee break at 10ish’

Treasure ahead

Time for jumping

I got these as well. Can’t wait to set up my own Peertube instance and then I can delete my google account

I may not be the best at spot the difference, but I found 1!!!1!

My personality means I can’t go bank robbing, but more often than not, I am thinking of Bhodi (from Point Break)…

Robbing just enough for their eternal summer…

Its always funny seeing 1 minute plus of ads, showing the fun of gambling, or how easy it is to start sports betting. Then have 2 seconds of a black screen saying “gamble responsibly” or “call this number to help quit”

The NIN song Terrible Lie hits me the most of Reznors discography.

For me, it sounds like he WANTED a god to help him, but then they didn’t respond.

I grew up in a church. The happiest years of my life was in youth group, excited to grow up and become a youth pastor or a missionary, sharing the gospel.

Now I grew up, and saw the flaws in The Church. TRUE Christians who sell EVERYTHING, and live like Jesus, a traveling helper, are cool, but I’ve only met 1 in my whole life.

But now, modern christianity is asking for donations to fix the church carpet because ‘the pastor doesn’t like the colour’ and ‘donating’ KitKat and gingerbeer to the men of the church because its father’s day

I was going give my joke answer about how I just made a bash script to mount all my hard drives to mnt/[directories 1-13], instead of just mounting it through F-Stab, but this is NOTHING compared to your examples…

TIL it’s an actual thing, not the mythical note that makes people shit themselves…

OK, this IS the first week of April, so my April Fools meter is on high alert.

But I can also see this being made and sold somewhere on the internet…

Getting face, back and body shots by a British secret agent?

Where do I sign?

I will never understand these sports people…

(Sits back to watch the Manjaro mutiny and the Systemd age verification drama)

When watching the launch, I just imagined if a random fan was in charge, and it suddenly became a kerbal mission.

No fuel and orbiting for 400+ days? Jeb will be fine…

Is that Jizz Master Zero???

Someone took ‘Jesus is my copilot’ seriously

This is how I learnt about the original song.

At my workplace, I would give it 2 weeks until someone prints whatever they want to share, just to tape it over the display