Ya, skip salvia. I’ve never had a harder trip I enjoyed less
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MintyFreshto
Lemmy Shitpost•What's the best way to get rid of an old mattress? Wrong answers only. Worst idea I'll actually do.
3·1 day agoStick it in the front yard with a sign that says
Free soiled mattress!
Whomever takes it is now your bff
Tug boat captain.
It was Disney and their damnable subliminal messages that turned me freak to begin with. It’s not my fault I can only climax while on a Persian rug.
We had one of these in the basement at my childhood house in the 90’s. I may be the very tail end of people who un-ironically dialed with a rotary dial.
MintyFreshto
Ask Lemmy•For those of you with a living room or multiple rooms; do you have a TV in your bedroom? Why or why not?
1·4 days agoI haven’t in years. When I had roommates I’d have a desk set up in my room. Nice to have your own space. I’d always put on futurama to fall asleep to. To this day that show makes me sleepy.
MintyFreshto
Lemmy Shitpost•If only someone warned people about getting involved in a land war in Asia
1·4 days agoThe fucked up thing is Iraq was, by and large, ready to welcome us as liberators. Bush and co were just so focused on the oil they neglected tf out of every form of diplomacy.
Behind the bastards did a great run down of what happened. Basically, we snubbed their religious leaders, cut basic services, and left unnecessary destruction in our wake. We also left the Iraqi army to rot. Instead of getting a large amount of well trained and armed men to do something productive, we left them to do what they did.
But hey,! Stock prices were great! Haliburtin made a killing! Still no wmd’s tho…
MintyFreshto
Ask Lemmy•If you could become a character and enter any universe and that becomes your permanent life what universe would you pick?
8·5 days agoThe emperor protects tho…
Have a system that doesn’t pressure and schedule dr’s for maximum profit. Have a system of education that doesn’t cap the number of dr’s graduated per year. Tis the squeeze of capitalism.
Nothing but love for my faygo drenched, face painted, grimey little buddies!
Yas!!! I was having back problems, told myself “Well old chap, your back is ageing now innit?” Turns out I had a mattress problem. Make sure you get a good frame too.
Cocaine was definitely involved
Lol came here to post that. Fucking juggalos, so gross yet so wholesome…
I’ve worked in more than a couple factories and fabrication shops. Everything was on XP.
MintyFreshto
Games•When you're the type of person who commits. (xpost, because the Factorio joke inspired me)English
9·7 days agoI got lost in the 40k wiki for a bit. I’ve tried reading the books a few times. They weren’t bad , just not great. Awesome world building, mediocre story telling. Thus far…















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