So he got another decoration?

Oh the humanity!!! Fish fillet all over the oval office walls!

I know it meets the technical definition of battery but I wish they would come up with different names for things like this. This feels more like energy conversion with some temporary storage characteristics than what I would call a “battery.”

You mean assuming they are not cooked on re-entry because no one double checked the AI’s math?

un-Holy shit!!!

Well if he’s going that far, may as well go get a lathe from market place, then find an appropriate hardwood block. He can lathe the block into a nice cylinder, making sure grain of the wood runs in the same direction (lengthwise). Then use the center drill action on the lathe to carve out the exact diameter of the broomstick. Then he can jam the broken pieces into it with some 3x strength wood glue.

It should hold until he wants to replace the broomstick in 20-30 years.

Do you have the proper incantations and some candles as well? Don’t go into it unprepared.

Make a splint using some duct tape and spare thin wood parts (or grab a few branches from a tree). That will tide you over until you get tired of looking at an ugly broom and buy a new broom stick.

Owwwwwww

Those fuckers knew the entire time!

Even a decade ago the statement would have been complete lunacy.

But that’s just the thing, this is the gutteral reaction to a well run presidency by a black man. Add to it the left swallowing the bait, hook, line, and sinker on the culture war (sorry folks, trans rights, while needed, do not make a platform) and corporate Democrats rolling over for money harder than Evel Knievel at Cedars Palace, and you have our present situation.

That was one of my favorite Atari games and it’s still in my attic. I should get an adapter and torture my tablet-ridden kids.

Hmmm… How could Russia possibly stop Ukraine from doing this? There’s just no possible way, right?

Didn’t someone marry a carnival ride? What are the chances the carnival would be traveling across a bridge on that river and that ride would accidentally crash into the river? I know it’s a low probability, but…

Oh, it must be bad this time if this is a real quote

No my friend, you were right initially. That’s commonly said about the term. I was just adding to it in a different way because of the orange stain we currently call government.

Hey, brothers of the fore shall rejoice in their wholeness! If they can grow a penis on a mouse, they can do anything!!!

Frickin schweet!!!