This is what a living Turducken looks like and you cannot convince me otherwise.

You guys know what V was trying to make happen, right? RIGHT?!

You saw V-Sauce’s video, didn’t you?

Greedy fucks.

And this is why Lemmy sucks.

Mods have a stick up their asses even further than Reddit mods do.

The apply rules in a petty zero-tolerance way.

Here’s my take

I had to look it up.

It’s like an evaluation or restrospective analysis that you do after an IT incident has taken place, like all company servers being down for hours.

So I guess the joke here is that the guy has lost almost all his hair due to the stress of the incident.

Based mod!

No worries. No hopes saleman here.

Yeah, some days I feel like pressing a magic “instant permanent vanish” button.

At least I have a good partner in my life and on my new job I spend most of the day hyperfocused creating some scripts to make my tasks easier. I wish they would let me work remotely already tho, because I’m losing my shit after a month of full on-site work.

If I lose my partner, things may turn pretty dark, again.

Horrible place and bad English.

Spanish would never pull this BS on you.

I’m amazed when companies can’t simply afford 100% remote work. IT’S FREE!

I sent you a Lorne pick, why are you not responding?

Nah, but that tube is a little lowered, enough to make a difference.

They’ve spent it all on patriotism

Ah, I see you’re using FartGPT instead of ChatGPT

Not getting their kid properly checked for ADHD

Imagine if hospitals used this logic with patients…

I will just leave these here:

https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/dustman

https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/duplicate-tabs-closer