“Oiled-up Valerie” is a great band name.

Christ, this asshole again?

Well, for starters, cryptocurrency is a pyramid scheme.

Rule #147: those shoulder spikes actually squirt slime.

The slime is fancy blue, smells a little musty, and tastes vaguely of oolong tea.

Yes, the fuckwit is right.

(I just wanted to say that.)

Destructoid was bought out by venture capital and fired all their staff. I wouldn’t trust anything they have archived on their site.

Naw, 32-bit EFI was back before 2010. By 2012, Apple had gone fully 64-bit.

MX will run great on it. I’ve installed it on even older Macs than that.

Same time, but in the other hemisphere.

Speaking as someone who hates the broccoli florets:

It’s because the stems are so much better.

But I may be biased.

But what does it look like if I’m not having a bad day?

Honestly? I had trouble reading through that because he sounds like a terrible person and I hate him.

It has nothing to do with you or your writing.

Respawn in their original location.

If the space is taken, both pieces occupy the same space.

If an enemy piece is already present on that square, the enemy piece automatically captures the respawned piece.

If a friendly piece is already present on that square, they both occupy the same square until one of them moves. If an enemy moves on to that space before either piece moves, the enemy captures both pieces.

That’s the thing, this isn’t AI slop.

This is using the tools for their intended purpose, rather than trying to use them to replace human-written code.

I once tried running Cachy on a first-gen i7 from 2009. It seemed to run fine, though obviously couldn’t take advantage of the newer instruction sets.

Best bet is to try running from a live USB. If it boots, you’ll be able to check its compatibility with all your components.

The easiest way to be sure might be to check it yourself.

If Linux is already installed on these machines, run Hardinfo2. It will tell you specifically how many lanes each slot has. It should also report back on lots of hardware capabilities.

If drives are installed, you can benchmark them yourself.

Yes but how can you be sure it’s wrong? Have you, for example, gone outside?

I mean, duh. The top 10 results are all AI generated. Even a caveman knows that is shit.

It means that wasn’t a marshmallow in your hot chocolate, it was a beetle.

/only read the title