Interesting that Heinz scored so highly, seeing as they are 99% liquid.

I can arrange that, the pay is poor but the benefits are outstanding.

Delicious.

Drooling.

Moscow knew? What a shock… what with Trump being Putin’s puppet, who could have foreseen this?!

Why not both?!

I believe in boobs.

If only…

If only there was a way to stop this happening 😭

Time for a Gofundme for this hero!

So that’s where I put them.

Tories jump on the latest bandwagon in a desperate attempt to seem relevant.

In other news, water is wet.

Looking at boobs can increase mental wellness, I prescribe you 2 hours a day.

https://www.menshealth.com/health/a19516369/health-tip-look-at-breasts/

Those dishes ain’t doing themselves!

Sydney and J-Lo, the rest can go do the dishes and clean the house.

Downward doggystyle.

And if I did a good job, could I decorate YOUR interior walls?

Of course, I love eating cake, that’s why i’m a fat fucker !

It’s a bit plain on the walls, maybe some art and other decor to bring in more of your personality.

Dem curves.