And Insurance companies might start considering underpaid employees as an insurance liability.

That’d truly be righteous but I suspect they’ll start expecting more surveillance, security, and fire systems instead.

sex trafficked 🤓

The US has a full hand of leverage options against Israel which Trump can unilaterally use. Very minimum is simply stop sending them more interceptors. But I think kidnapping Netanyahu and sending him to the ICC would be appropriate.

All fanciful wish casting of course.

Israel wants war and will continue to drag the US back into war until the US properly punishes Israel. The tail is wagging the dog and it needs to stop.

Who the fuck is “US Democratic Socialists”?

The turd is in google play services not AOSP so its not upstream of Lineage or Graphene. Graphene should actually be safe because it provides an alternative to google play services. Lineage doesn’t but the user isn’t required to install google play services. Lineage users might even be able to install Graphene’s alternative (MicroG iirc) instead.

Not if you self-host.

BUDDY - A Tamagotchi Inside Your Terminal

I am not making this up.

Claude Code has a full Tamagotchi-style companion pet system called “Buddy.” A deterministic gacha system with species rarity, shiny variants, procedurally generated stats, and a soul description written by Claude on first hatch like OpenClaw.

The entire thing lives in buddy/ and is gated behind the BUDDY compile-time feature flag. The Gacha System

Your buddy’s species is determined by a Mulberry32 PRNG, a fast 32-bit pseudo-random number generator seeded from your userId hash with the salt

4/1

Ignore the AI slop image from that article. If you follow the SCMP article Tom’s Hardware is citing. You’ll see a bunch of these

Looks pretty familiar IMO.

The term is “human shields”.

I had a coworker pronounce URL as Earl.

Drop them D.A.D.S. off at that pool.

Closing Hormuz is their “nuclear option”. Its one of the reasons why they never sought a nuclear weapon. That’s why they have so many anti ship missiles.

The voters stopped caring long ago but the party is still very tied to the Clintons.

Stitch your lips to our assholes because you are now in our murder suicide pact with Israel.

Currently going to war on behalf of the nation Epstein served.

For sake of all that is holy, stop defending Bill Clinton. The Clintons are as putrid as Dick Cheney’s corpse. Throw them out with Trump.

I swear, the democrats were handed the juciest scandal in US presidential history on a silver platter and all they are going to do is squeeze as much small donor money out of it as possible.

WWII is the one exceptional case of american intervention. After that you’re literally scraping the bottom of the barrel. 3 of those were our puppets and the last was a tiny Carribean island.

Let’s look at some of the other examplea

• Afghanistan
• Libya
• Syria
• Iraq
• Honduras
• Nicaragua
• Angola
• Namibia
• Chile (putting in Pinochet)
• Vietnam
• Laos
• Iran
• North Korea
• Philippines
• Cuba (Bautista)

There’s certainly more - almost every Latin american nation could be mentioned - but I think I’ve made my point.

Do you really think the Islamic Republic of Iran will fall like Noriega? Please. They’ll have a new Supreme Ayatollah in months and there’s still the entire IRGC to deal with. The Iranian people may not be as theological as their government but they are deeply nationalist. Any criticism of their government is now: “you want our schoolgirls bombed”.

Utterly ignorant of every previous american attempt at regime change.

To be fair, Axios always had this writing style.