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you didn’t pet the loot bug
They killed a loot bug and they’re not so proud about it but that doesn’t excuse the act 😞
Cock too big
Empathy too good
Too busy smoochin’ owls
You smoke too tough. Your swag too different.
She was lookin for the xizz and you were givin her the splarf. Many such cases.
peekaboo gone wrong
She didn’t leave, she’s just hiding.
Marriages typically are regarded as over when one party dies.
You thought April Fools only lasts for one day? 😏
She’ll come back. She doesn’t know what she’s missing.
Your pp is too big
Stopped buying Pokémon cards
Oh I thought she left me BECAUSE of the pokemon cards
You didnt give her enough of the bussy
Idk let me ask her
She likes how I smell.
