


If you like what I’m saying, assume I am smart. If you don’t like what I’m saying, assume I’m sarcastic. Asexual. Atheist. Apo’strophe police. Go away now.



Garbagemen save more lives than doctors.


Ah, a “China” man.


High five, fellow physical media user.


I said lunch, not launch.
(stolen from meme for other country, please accept)


Nah, it was Russia.


Hey at least you aren’t getting natural gas from those guys. You know those extra super duper bad guys.


right near the xyphoid process?


Dude I am an ogre who looks borderline homeless and when the Goodwill cashier saw my points balance her eyes lit up and said “you’re rich” and she was chatty Cathy for the whole transaction.
Don’t be short, be rich!

Kim Stanley Robinson is elderly now, time for him to put down the quill and pick up gardening. I’m constantly surprised that the people who are the most pro-tech and colonize space and “explore that” are never for the #1 most important thing: anti-aging and life extension research.
I wonder what’s next? A Sony TC-D5? A Nagra?


Uh, you think they’ve been taken over just recently? Trump just exposes what’s been going on for decades through his borderline personality disorder.
Just today for example I called some guy scum and threw a plastic bag in his face because he took his dog to the beach and wouldn’t pick up his shit.
I’m getting there. Interacting with people is exhausting. On public transit it’s just endless annoyances and I feel the snappy bit inside me is getting closer.


Recently, the smell.
Feels new, the slidy things are kinda hard to move, maybe they need lubrication. The eject is very slow as well.
I’d rather play the Sonic release for the C64 with my OG setup.


As soon as they replace aircraft carriers and guns with thoughts and prayer.


alt-left arrow, alt-right arrow


Exactly, that’s AI’s job.