This is me in Path of Titans. I have 100+ hours and have yet to get a single PVP kill. There is a big skill delta; many players have been playing for years and I am just rubbish at playing with joysticks.

Triangles have a natural handle so your fingers don’t get greasy. Squares are smaller and easier to overeat. “Just one more square.”

A whore who hates browned cheese.

Tbf square cut is also a travesty. It is the norm where I live, but I have a great Neapolitan joint that knows how to cut triangles.

I love how the first page is a paradox.

Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?

Chicaga!

I ❤️ hill sprints.

Wow. I’ve seen that movie 300+ times and never realized that was Lee.

Vertical platforms also suck.

My 100yo house has many. I have come to think of them as quaint.

You’re almost there. Turn the first one on for a while. Then then it off and turn the second one on and run to the room. There are theee possible scenarios. If the bulb is on, switch 2 controls it. If the bulb is hot but off switch 1 controls it. If the bulb is cold and off, switch 3 controls it.

WITNESS!

The bends!

I love Go and totally forgot it was a Christmas movie.

Xiang kai shek. I can see your thoughts.

You sold a reverberating carbonizer with mutate capacity to an unlicensed Cephalopoid!

Yeah but the main line games like Mario were way more childish.

Klatau verata niktu

People love the GC controller but I prefer the N64 even considering joystick failure. I never liked the stiff joysticks and mushy l/r buttons on the GC.

I also feel like the N64 was the last Nintendo console made for kids and adults. GC games seem cutesy and infantalized compared to older Nintendo consoles, and they’ve been like that ever since.

Cartridges are superior to discs for game performance and stack nicely without cases. They are also less prone to damage.

Most importantly, the N64 hit my nostalgia prime time where the GC was too late. My younger relatives love the GC.