Me - “Fuck it I’m gonna be late for work today”

Also me - Shows up a half hour early anyway

It’s funny because when I bring up the same thing but with food delivery everyone loses their minds.

This is what was going through my head when I made my original comment lmao

Let’s say for example you have a large amount of drugs in the car. You drive 10 miles over the speed limit and get pulled over. Now you’re a felon when you should’ve just gone the speed limit.

Never commit a misdemeanor while committing a felony.

I only block people who consistently post things I don’t want to see or people who spam post the same thing eleventy billion times in different communities.

Personally I’ve thought about blocking you and violet for the horny posting but it’s amusing enough that I haven’t yet.

I haven’t had a primary health physician since I was 15. I’m 30.

Yeah it’s not fun. Also I’d heard about exploding head syndrome a few years back and then recently started experiencing it. I’m just glad they haven’t both hit at the same time cause I’m pretty sure my body would take a screenshot then drop dead lmao

I’d take this over proctalgia.

It’s a spasm of the anal sphincter and it feels like someone jamming a hot knife into your asshole without warning.

We’ve talked about it but I know deep down it’s me. I can admit it mentally but taking action to leave is a whole other beast to tackle.

Haven’t felt this in awhile and it sucks.

Especially since she’s still right there but wants nothing to do with me.

Spontaneous human combustion.

Watched a documentary on it as a kid and I’ve had the fear in the back of my mind ever since

It’s funny because I’m constantly seeing minority groups telling white people not to ask how to help and to just figure it out and help or get out of the way.

It’s kinda frustrating hearing so many different takes on white people trying to help because it feels like a large portion don’t want us to help at all

Literal big dick energy

How do I tell my fiancé she’s being replaced by an anime girl?

This reminds me of a rebuttal I’ve heard about a joke I’ve heard a lot of women make.

Child - “Mom, did you want a boy or a girl?”

Mom - “I just wanted a back rub”

Dad - “All I wanted was a blowjob”

Worth

I got one of these my first try and didn’t realize it was special until my friend who’d been playing for months started freaking out about it lmao

As a diagnosed sociopath this is very accurate to how I altered my own behaviors and thought processes. Don’t get me wrong I still think of some really horrible shit and have to check myself a lot but overall I’m much better than I used to be.

Also psychopathy and sociopathy are now considered a part of aspd (antisocial personality disorder) kinda like add and adhd.