He’s great at coming up with magic systems but he’s basically a very talented YA writer.

I’m like 99% sure I saw them kill Trump back in 2017.

Not worth “writing” an article about unless they did it over an open flame.

At that size, you’re better off using a mezzaluna.

No, I thought it would end up costing far more than that.

Technically, if it keeps crawling up the bum it will eventually come out the other side.

Tennis with ping pong paddles and a whiffle ball.

If you want a little treat today, go rewatch that video of Kid Rock “shooting” the Bud Light in slow motion. You can clearly see the muzzle flash from another just outside the frame which actually shoots the beer.

$400 is pretty cheap for a phone these days.

While Linux is getting better, it’s still a shit show when it comes to Nvidia cards.

Is it? Ive had exactly zero issues with my Nvidia card since converting to Mint 2 years ago.

Its like using Android.

Graphene has been great for me.

Even the dumbest managers

You’re overestimating people.

Polygenderous

So you’re saying God is so non binary that they are non gendered?

Nah, I asked for a reasonable salary increase and quit when it was denied.

A former boss bought me a copy of that book as a Christmas gift (instead of giving out bonuses). It took everything I had to not say “Wow, you really don’t know me at all.”

I’m going back to bed. At this point, just let me know when someone finally faces the consequences of their actions.

I went out to a fancy Japanese restaurant one night and noticed that they served a sake that was “aged to classical music.” I could not taste the difference.

Nonsense. A dog wouldn’t give the toy back that easily.