Trump with another impressive foreign election result.

Some say Uranus isn’t big enough to be a planet but I beg to differ.

Well, if it were my farts it nailed the “bedroom/DIY texture” portion of the assessment.

Have they been watching Faux News?

Welp, been nice knowin’ ya boys.

Pretty sure that was already taken up by a higher authority.

That’s gonna be a lot of grand juries if they try to find everyone talking shit about the orange imbecile.

Well (s)he is a giant so probably pretty long.

Mr. Skelington almost assuredly has more game than me.

Latest dump phase complete, let’s start the pump phase!

Someone with a grudge playing the long game here. Respect.

Lets hope there is a hell.

Don’t know if its true or not but I heard a lot of the bases have been bombed into oblivion at this point.

I’m surprised he didn’t jump right on it after seeing the terms of surrender we agreed to with Iran.

If those stand I am legitimately a little concerned that Israel might try to nuke Iran because Iran will exit all of this in a much stronger position than it entered and that’s bad news for the genocide gang.

Patient Zero

If he starts lobbing nukes I’ll make tacos.

It’s TACO Tuesday everybody!

Replace “The Rich” with “Oligarchs”, slap this on a t-shirt, and I’m in.

Is this the bottom side or the top side?

I got a 3 day ban yesterday for “threatening violence or harm” for posting about OP breaking both his arms in a thread bringing up past reddit memes. I had left reddit for almost two years before being drawn back in for a handful miscellaneous subs. I don’t think I’ll be going back.