Countryhumans - Dating Sim v0.13
A downloadable gay ass visual novel for Windows, macOS, Linux, and Android
Before you play: This game might contain some things one would consider offensive (e.g. stereotypes, countries that don't exist, etc.). I started working on this game when I was around 13, and stopped around 15, when I grew out of CH, and got tired of development. I am a grown man now, and I'm no longer interested in pushing this game forward. Proceed with caution.
Play the sequel instead!!
Anyway, here's the rest of the original desciption:
You're going to a new school (✰•* wow *•✰) . You're greeted by 3 twi- Twinkies and they show you around school. You can confess to one of the 4 main characters:
| America - very kewl - very american - canada's brother - a lil turd | Canada - lonely cunt - America's brother - doesn't have that many friends but potato-potahto really | Russia - the tragic backstory guy - always wears his hat - friends whats that | Finland - the tsundere baka guy - metalman - a lil turd also but slightly less so |
or 8 side characters!
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Features
- 4 main dateable characters
- 8 side dateable character
- 15 endings
- A lot of locations
- Inventory system and items you can give to characters
- In-game phone with character info
I hope you enjoy the game, have fun
*If the link doesn't work, tell me - johns emazing films#6419
I made a sequel/remake of this game:
Around the World
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Install instructions
If you have problems go over to my Discord and go to #help for, well, help.
Windows requirements
- Version: Windows Vista or higher.
- CPU: 2.0 GHz Core 2 Duo
- RAM: 2.0 GB
- Graphics: OpenGL 2.0 or DirectX 9.0c
Mac requirements
- Version: 10.10+
- CPU: 2.0 GHz Core 2 Duo (64 bit only)
- RAM: 2.0 GB
- Graphics: OpenGL 2.0
Development log
- Update on CH-DSJan 02, 2026
- Update v0.13Aug 07, 2021
- List of routes (v0.13)Apr 14, 2021
- Suggestions for the gameApr 01, 2021
- Update 0.12Mar 27, 2021
- Update v0.10Oct 28, 2020
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Alguien me puede decir como sacar la ruta de america? llevo intentando ya en muchas partidas y me pasa de que termino pasando de que me rechaza o simplemente termino con otro personaje y no he podido pasar de la mitad de amor (intente buscar por todos lados un tutorial de como sacar su ruta y solo me sale videos de hace años) 💔
vro en los 7 años que soy fan de countryhumans nunca me imagine esto AAJAJAJJAJAJAJJAJAJAJ pero estoy feliz de vivir mi fantasia con uno de ellos🥺
打完美国线和俄罗斯线了，累死。。最烦人的就是这个饮料了，我根本看不到什么时候书包上会出现黄色标记。另外，有没有人告诉我，这个游戏表白后还会有剧情吗？
cringe
Why must you be unkind?
im sorry
Bro, I still play this game every now and then to this day; I love it 😭
And I'm still a fan of Countryhumans :')
This brings back a lot of memories
oh god i remember how i used to play this game years ago when i was intrested in countryhumans😭 this shi brings back memories
حامضه عليكم ليبيا يا مبعر انت وياه
إن شاء الله من ليبيا انت؟ حي ع العار
تي ماهو حتا انت من ليبيا الزب
Mhm, hope you have a great day, bud =/
u too
poland ms paint (very messy ew, im sorry poland)
i will redo later
SO GOOOOD!!!!!!
Hello everynyan. Finland is the best one here. Thank you. Finland Supremacy.
I LOVE IT
my friends and I are very into this game right now
it has infested our brains so much we have started making art
here is mine... XD
I am proud of the Russia doodle
program: MsPaint
no finland. this sucks.
BRO FINLAND SUPREME 🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮
LOVEE <333
我可以挂几个人吗？（Can I call someone out?）
免责声明：我并不支持网络暴力和人身攻击之类的，我没有对应的社交平台账号，所以我就发这里了，对不起（Disclaimer: I do not support online violence and personal attacks. I do not have a corresponding social media account, so I am posting it here. Sorry）
我忍他们很久了（I have endured their behavior for a long time）
第一个人叫zinaaa，这个人的二创视频里的角色们严重ooc且不尊重国家（The first person's name is zinaaa, and the characters in this person's second creation video are severely OOC and disrespectful to the country）
把伊拉克当自设和其他角色谈恋爱，真恶心（我在挂那个“伊拉克姐”，严重ooc）/Using Iraq as a self-insert to romance other characters is so disgusting. (I'm calling out that 'Iraq sis' for severe OOC.)（我认为是你×国家而不是国家×国家/I think it's you x country, not country x country）
OOC了的角色/OOC characters：America（支持军国/fxs主义/Support militarism/fascism）、Japan（在Germany怀里睡觉、造谣他人恋爱关系、Sleeping in Germany's arms、Spreading rumors about someone else's romantic relationship[I dont like ship，ship的读音有点像shit，The pronunciation of 'ship' sounds a bit like 'sh*t']）、Germany（Sleeping with Japan in arms）、Canada（打自己的兄弟、暗恋Ukraine、Secretly in love with Ukraine、Slap one's own brother）、Ukraine、Italy（暴力狂、在非病娇路线攻击他人、violent maniac、Attacking others on a unyandere route）、Poland（因为食物掉地上了大喊大叫、Shouting loudly because the food fell to the ground）、Philippines（a bit）
这是zinaaa在youtube发的视频的链接
…………
…………………………………………
no
众所周知，人不可能这么脆弱
Stay away from Ukraine!!!
我真的不喜欢军国主义和法西斯（这是当东京审判不存在吗？）
我认为zinaaa用gacha捏的Japan的眼神有点空洞无神（像丢了魂一样）
……
这是谁家被踩了尾巴的猫吗？（比喻）
zinaaa别乱往视频里面塞oc。
Japan：？？？
……………………
还有一个在tiktok上的家伙（There is another guy on TikTok）
我们都知道《黑塔利亚》和Countryhumans并非同一个圈子的，但是那个人并不清楚（We are all aware that Hetalia and Countryhumans are not from the same fandom or creative sphere. However, the individual in question seems to be unaware of this distinction.）
有人发《黑塔利亚》里角色被恶搞恐怖图片恐吓其他的视频作者（The《Hetalia》characters was subjected to parody and terrifying images to intimidate other video authors）
为了防止吓到别人，我已经打了马赛克（虽然这张图片原版无法对我造成精神伤害，可能是因为我的精神状态“很好”，我已经什么猎奇的东西都见过了） /To prevent others from being disturbed, I have already pixelated/censored the image (although the original image itself does not cause me any psychological distress—perhaps due to my rather "stable" mental state, as I have been exposed to all sorts of grotesque content before).
前面忘了，中间忘了，后面忘了，反正…梦女（Yume/Yumejoshi/Yumeship）万岁！！！/Forgot the beginning, forgot the middle, forgot the end, anyway… YUME/YUMEJOSHI/YUMESHIP FOREVER!!!
说实话这种人难道不怕被骂吗？不知道圈地自萌吗？（圈地自萌的意思就是自己在自己的地方待着，别越界影响别人）这种人给我一种有个人去餐馆说自己要去游泳而且在桌子上游泳然后不许别人吃饭的抽象感（毒蘑菇中毒了吧？）（只是个比喻）
反正有点像一些小孩撒泼打滚一样（给人一种脑子有点大病的感觉）
谁说Japan没有路线的？
我有义务把这俩抽象玩意的行为发出来（我也不知道我在干啥）
对于这两人…我只想说……
If everyone actually enjoys watching this kind of OOC content from zinaaa (CP/ship, severe OOC, character derailment, OC wearing a character's skin, random Countryhumans OCs and regular OCs popping up)... (So many likes [referring to twenty-something likes], more than the average on any of my videos, and the comments are all praise [while on my videos, either no one comments or someone goes nuts and curses at me])... then I might as well start posting that kind of videos and images to disgust you all too. (Of course, I most likely won't actually do that [I can't bring myself to do that to the characters I like]). (My mental state might not be all that great [I'm about to explode at zinaaa].)
如果大家都喜欢看zinaaa的这种ooc视频的话（cp向/ship、严重ooc、角色崩坏、套皮oc、莫名其妙出现的Countryhumans的oc和普通oc）（这么多点赞[指二十多个赞]，比我平均其他的视频的点赞都多，并且评论区里都是夸的[我的视频里评论区要么没人要么有人发神经骂我]），我就也要发这种视频和图片恶心你们了（当然我目前大概率不会这么做[我对我喜欢的角色们下不去手]）（我的精神状态可能有点不太好[我要跟zinaaa爆了]）
Oh, okay. Maybe in your eyes, it's perfectly normal to pair up certain characters without any warning at the beginning. Fine. (So, can I say your significant other and your archenemy are a perfect match?)(And no, putting a warning doesn't make it okay either. This is a matter of principle.)
哦，好吧，可能在你们眼里把一些角色配对然后不在开头标明预警这很正常，行（我可以说你恋人和你死对头很般配吗？）（标明预警了也不行，这是原则性问题）
not brothers anymore!
I don't understand
Canada and the US don't get along anymore
true, though theyre still brothers. though i dont even think they got along in 2020 (when the game was made) either
Better than right now
I remember playing this game during late 2020 early 2021. I do randomly come back to it to feel the nostalgia of playing this. All I can say is Lemon dude the art style is fire in this...(and yes im also going to try out Around the World soon)
Thanks, you've no idea how proud I was of the art in 2021 lol i hope you like atw!
im sure you already know, but this game is not going to get any updates, if you see any scams saying theres an update, don't download it. love you <3
edit: AND PLAY AROUND THE WORLD!!!
YES FINLAND MY LOVELY SWAN
so ik the creator doesn't work on the game anymore but what was the said conflict in that tumblr post i dont understand
what tumblr post?
oh well it looked like a tumblr post from the layout but actually was a screenshot, though now can't find it anywhere tho lol I guess I just fell for some fake ss since it's explanation was different from what u wrote in the dashboard (or log or whatever its called, I forgor)
Is there a chance you'll work on the game again? Pretty please?
(im a huge fan of the game)
啊？
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*脸滚键盘*
老师这不是我们家China吧（）
你告诉我这是同一个人？
草（搞抽象）
I would probably laugh my ass off if I saw someone playing it but I'll embrace being cringe for now
No puedo creer que Canadá me rechazo D: y es una lástima que el creador haya abandonado el proyecto
edit: ya me vi un tutorial XD
This sim is resurrecting my countryballs 2022 phase...
Someone please tell me how to do it, that route is the only one I need to complete the game
A lot of us seem to have that problem, I think it's an error or something (and please tell me how did you manage that, because I can't get past the sleepover thing)
A question, how do you get the second route of Japan because I got the first one where Japan confesses to us at the school exit or something like that? I don't know what the second one is or how to do it.
Lithuania's idea
............
I compressed the picture.
我画画有点不好看
I am not very good at drawing
(TwT )
意大利的HP:18/110
立陶宛的HP:100/120
(意大利使用了披萨)
……
(立陶宛举起了意大利)
意大利:你要对我做什么…？
(意大利被立陶宛扔了出去)
(意大利回复了100HP)
(但由于没吃完，所以只回复了50HP)
(K. Round的王冠被砸掉了)
Italy's HP: 18/110
Lithuania's HP:100/120
(Italy used pizza)
......
(Lithuania lifts Italy)
Italy:What do you want to do to me...?
(Italy was thrown out by Lithuania)
(Italy Recovered 100hp)
(But since he didn't finish eating, he only recovered 50hp)
(K. Round's crown was knocked off)
（Machine translation,There may be some incorrect translations）
（Iwl ）
I still don't know how I triggered a bug that can give things to anyone.
But in the end the item was given to Germany.（What?!）
（Machine translation,There may be some incorrect translations）
Tiene opción para ponerlo a español?
波兰路线有bug，你无法拒绝他（因为你会被困在第一周，无法睡觉）
There is a bug in the Polish route, you can't refuse him (because you will be stuck in the first week and can't sleep)
（Machine translation,There may be some incorrect translations）
我发现了一个bug，可以从第二周回到第一周（只是剧情回到第一周）到了第二周周日，我无法睡觉
触发bug方法：加入音乐俱乐部，在第二周周一去找韩国，然后你就会发现你回到了第一周周一（只是剧情）
无法获得的角色结局：美国、俄罗斯、加拿大、芬兰、波兰、丹麦、意大利（病娇结局）
（可以用来刷角色好感）
我不知道其他角色可不可以获得结局
I found a bug that allows you to go back from week 2 to week 1 (only the plot goes back to week 1)But on Sunday of the second week, I couldn't sleep.
Triggering the bug method:Join the music club and go find Korea on Monday of the second week, then you will find yourself back to the first week. (Just plot)
Unobtainable character ending America, Russia, Canada, Finland, Poland, Denmark, Italy (Yandere ending)
（Machine translation,There may be some incorrect translations）
偶然间发现的bug
And why did the author of this game stop updating?Can someone tell me?（lwl ）
Good Bug（？）
大家可以试试触发一下这个bug
You can try to trigger this bug.
我喜欢把这个bug叫做:永无止境的第一周/永无止境的周日
I like to call this bug:Endless week1/Endless Sunday
(lwl )
Why did the author of this game stop updating?Can someone tell me?（lwl ）（Machine translation,There may be some incorrect translations.）这个游戏的作者为什么不更新了？谁能告诉我一下（lwl ）
我从2023年一直等到现在（2025），我才知道他停更了，
因为我没有翻译器，不知道他是什么意思
I have been waiting since 2023 until now（2025）, and I just found out that he has stopped updating.（-n- ）
Because I don't have a translator, I don't know what he means.
（Machine translation,There may be some incorrect translations）
我不知道这个作者未来会不会更新了
I don't know if this author will update in the future.
(uwu )
Hahaha I loved the description of the game, I'll keep reading to see if it's in Spanish.
Si se encuentra en español?
Si
delete ruzzia pls
Why dont you like Russia?
guess🤯🤯
IDK but I'm not going to be mad if you give me a straight honest answer. I asked because I seriously don't understand why YOU dislike this character. Just curious, but its your prerogative to explain your opinion.
I'm guessing they probably dislike him because of the war that's going on between Russia and Ukraine 🤷♀️
ohhhh- that makes sense. This probably came off super ignorant. Sorry that I was so oblivious to an obvious answer if that the case, and the reasoning is valid. you should clarify next time if your going to say something that could come off as hate.
Nooo Russia's adorable!
ТЫ сын собаки ебаной, съебался нахуй укроп ебаный, RUSSIA ONE LOVE
пиши людською мовою будь ласка
i would but i no longer work on this game, sorry :( when i created it i wasnt aware of the conflict
Is thare a chance you'll work on the game again? Pretty please?
BOIII TS SO RETROSLOP
cringe lord
JOHNNN YOU SHOULD ADD MALAYSIA'S TWIN BUT A MALEEEE, I SIMP HARD OVER MALAYSIAAA🛐🛐🛐🛐😛😛
i wish there was an option to simply laugh when italy gets beat ;-:
bro where is china?
不是哥么 我的中华人民共和国呢？
EEP- I love all of themmm! They're so adorable!. <3
COME BACK JOHN.
Fun and awesome !
Idk abt opening it lol. My pc says its not safe so does that mean its okay to run it? Idk lol its my first time doing this
it'll do that with almost every game you get off of itch, so js click more info and you'll get an option to still run the game