This pro life tip brought to you by The Irritation of Removing Uncomfortable Tags.
Use a seamripper to remove the stitches that attach a tag and the garment itself. See attached picture for a demonstration of this. Seamrippers are cheap (~1 USD is typical) and available at any store with even a token sewing section, such as walmart or target, and some grocery stores as well. Using a seamripper lets you remove the tag entirely, while cutting the tag off usually leaves behind a sliver of the tag fabric that can be uncomfortable.
Excellent for sanitising branded promotional items, like jackets or bags.
Less than 5 minutes to remove the advertising.
It’s also known as a quick-unpick.
I can’t tell if you’re joking or not with “quick-unpick.”
You can probably do it slow too.