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He is called Thaddäus Tentakel in German or Bläckvard Tentakel in Swedish.
Reading the comments be like

Squidward
Woah, same. Crazy. What language do you speak?
I am in America. Of course I speak American 🙄
👊🇺🇸🔥
AmeriKKKa! Fuck yeah!! ✝️🏈🦅
Lick my butt and such on my balls!
Also Squidward
Are there any other Squidwards I should know about???
…me
But, you’re a woodwind.
Also Squidward, but in Russian
Сквидвард
Gubka Bob
Yep
Губка Боб Квадратные Штаны
Thaddäus Tentakel (german)

Ü
No bully island Germans!
His name is “Octo Tentakel” in Dutch
but squids have 10 tentacles…
2 tentacles 8 arms
Squidward, despite his name and number of tentacles, is an octopus.
That feels like a cop out 🙁
Boy do I have some news for you about some of the other characters…
I’m listening….
Plankton…Ms Puff…Larry the Lobster…
Wait who’s Larry

I just wanted to point out that nearly every name in that show is a copout
Dutch cops out a lot on adapting punny names. Part of it is that the puns don’t work, but part of it is that the Dutch are very literal with naming things.
The Count on Sesame Street? Graaf Tel. Count (title) Count (action).
Wow. It apparently took me 32 years to notice The Count has more than one meaning o.o Thanks for making that point clear to a fellow Dutch speaker xD
Kalmaras in Lithuanian 🇱🇹
Squiddi (pronounced Squeeddee), Italian
That’s cute!!!
Squiddibi
My second language, but in Spanish he’s Calamardo Tentáculos
SpongeBob is Bob Esponja
pablo
The Swedish name translated: Inkward Tentacle.
Squids are called “bläckfisk” in Swedish, literally translating to “inkfish”.Jalmari Kalmari
Lula Molusco, Squid Mollusc if translated back to english.
章魚哥
Skalmar in Polish. Then there’s SpongeBob Kanciastoporty.
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in my second heritage language, bleke fangarm. in the languages im pretty conversational in that ive learned throughout life, lula molusco or calamardo tentáculos.
calamardo tentáculos
This is great. This is his new name in my head.
I like Lula Molusco
me tooo















