Oddly precise wording. She could have chosen more blanket language and she didnt. She might just as well have held a press conference and admitted she is guilty.
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I’ve never been legally accused of eating an entire sleeve of Oreos at 3 in the morning last night.
J’Accuse…!
Is that legal ?
Oh my no. It’s mandatory.
So brave :')
Thin mints… well ive never denied it.
You think I hate the Girl Scouts for no reason? No reason at all?
Wow only one sleeve? I can’t keep oreos around because I’ll eat a whole family size container in one sitting.
Don’t worry, shrinkflation can somewhat absolve your gluttony because today’s “family size” oreos are the same size as normal packages used to be.
“Not accused by a local law enforcement official relating specifically to Epsteins crimes, no”
my mind immediately jumps to how bill clinton just said “i did not have sexual relations with that woman”, which was obviously a bold-faced like, so… why whouldn’t she just lie??
Have never been legally accused or convicted SO FAR…!

Up until today I’d just assumed without thinking about it that she wasn’t involved in any of the scummier Epstein dealings, but she’s just done a good job of making me question that.
She’s in the files and theres both proof and unproven things said that puts her right in the deep end with them all, she’s just as bad as them.
Neither have I, lady, but you don’t hear me holding press conferences about it.
I’m thinking someone should legally accuse her.
“No member of my immediate faimily has never been formally accused^1 of the sex crimes my husband has been covering up.”
^1 statement does not include civil judgments holding my husband liable for sexual assault
first ESCORT assigned by putin to be specific
We have a strange suspicion that she was secretly trying to remind everybody that the Epstein Files are still a problem.
That would mean she’s not a scumbag.
But she is one.Not it doesn’t. It means she wants her disgusting anchor hubby to stroke out so she can fade into obscurity with billions of stolen dollars.
She could be doing it to hurt her idiot husband. Her motivations don’t have to be good. People (inadvertantly) do good things for bad reasons all the time.
Nah she’s a scumbag. They married right for each other.
Scumbags can still dislike each other, and it’s well known and obvious she hates him (witch what little she’s able to feel).
No she could definitely still be a scumbag
And picture this: she had a whole camera/lighting/set/production crew to capture this moment to broadcast absolute gibberish to the world. WTF is even happening?
Or Bondi has dirt
maybe she is secretively trying to sabotage trump, and get a divorce where she gets more money from it.
Ah, so they’re trying to liquidate the country to make dividing the assets easier for the divorce.
I wonder who I’ll have to go live with after.
How ill do we think he is - weeks or months?
I wonder what she knows that hasn’t been made public yet. She’s clearly trying to get out in front of something.
Apparently she is in a legal battle against Michael Wolff who claimed that Epstein was the one who originally introduced Melania and Trump to each other
shes knee deep in the epstein files.
in my estimation it’s more than “knows” just like Ghislane more than “knew.” Given 47’s relationship to Vince McMahon, we know that more than one of his best friends was running a sex trafficking ring. given that it seems an awful lot like Epstein’s relationship to trump was more a B2B relationship than a business to client/customer relationship
Google Paolo Zampalli and Amanda Ungaro, the world press is running with this story.
She’s been right there when they picked out girls, it’s all in the files. I regret reading that part because it haunts me, it was described vividly. Imma take it down a few notches but still gonna spoiler tag and warn that it’s graphic:
spoiler
They basically had 10-13 yo girls put in line, then went to each and put their fingers inside them to see if they were good (whatever that means), then Trump, Epstien etc. took them to private rooms to do worse things. The first part being with Melina, their own kids and other people right there.
The files are everything they have on Epstein, and that includes anonymous accusations. Without corroborating evidence, there’s nothing that tells us how accurate this account is or if it even happened at all.
We need to write a sawng about how we don’t diddle kids.
Frank, you look horrific
I’ll bet this is something the founding fathers never saw coming, a thing 45 previous first ladies have never gone before the country to say.
no-one could have. rip founders
Y’all clearly have NO IDEA how nasty the founding fathers were. Ben Franklin, TJ, and Madison in particular.
their sins live on
Oh, I know what assholes these guys were. Still, did they fuck kids with Trump and Epstein?
No, but they owned and fucked child slaves. They would have been right there with Trump and Epstein given the chance.
Yeah, you aren’t wrong.
You could’ve ended that question with the word “kids”, and I kind of wonder why you didn’t. The answer is “Of course not, because nobody has a time machine”.
Mostly because I could just imagine them fucking slave kids…
Open a god damn history book, holy shit dude. We probably have like 3, maybe 5 presidents total who weren’t pedophiles… absolute best case scenario. You’re whitewashing history just like maga do.
Okay so it was intended to be snarky sarcasm more than whitewashing anything, but it’s hard to get that across without spelling out my every intention.
The instant snap judgements thrown by everyone and assumptions about viewpointints and intentions on the internet are exhausting.
Where did I make any assumptions about your viewpoints or intentions? Judgement, sure I “judged” the comment to be factually incorrect and potentially misleading for others reading it…which is objectively true so idk what you’re getting at there.
You said I am whitewashing history like maga does. It is right in your post. That expresses an assumption of an intent to do so. As I said, this was an offhanded stupid comment that really wasn’t intended to spark any kind of stupid debate. I am far from supporting any of the current regime and far from trying to paint some PragerU vision of history, but it sure seems like you assumed I was.
I hope you have a great rest of your day.
First, epstein island to distract from the thing.
Second war to distract from epstein island.
Third we’re back to epstein island again.
Fourth, coliseum gladiator fight between nepotism babies on Crack (hunter Biden vs trump sons).
Lolz.
$50 on Hunter, those trump babies look like you could snap 'em over your knee
Hunters done a lot of drugs in his life…his cardiovascular health cant be that strong.
But God knows what drugs the Trump kids have done.
The trumplings have also spent a soft fat life insulated from anything harder than slapping a maid. Hunter’s absolutely had his earrings ripped out
Blood plasma transfusions from the strongest stock of young healthy peasants does wonders, if you have the means.
The super rich are injecting blood from teenagers to gain ‘immortality’ https://www.bbc.com/bbcthree/article/347828f8-6e7f-4a9b-92ab-95f637a9dc2e
What now?They’re too good even to f*** the kids?
No one has a softer jaw than the children of wealthy people.
You know, trump might be cooking effectively here.
If there’s a deep fake release of epstein’s being alive, then trump could start global manhunt.Akin to tracking down osama bin laden, and I kinda feel like we’d all be down with catching epstein.
And even if we catch and kill em, we can still do a weekend at bernie’s kind of thing.
everything leads there. bury them there.
accused, yet












