THEY ARE FORCING US TO OPERATE MISSILE DEFENSE SYSTEMS FOR IRAN
I AM NOT GOOD AT THIS GAME PLEASE DON’T BLAME ME IF ANYTHING GETS BOMBED
IM TRYING MY HARDEST
this site is dedicated to the brave mujahideen fighters of the moderator team
Haha oh no, I hope a cabal of trans communist computer nerds doesn’t pressgang me into being a Janissary for the IRI, haha can you imagine?
this better be fucken real dawg I swear to god
edit: WOAH HOLY FUCK FUCK FUCK THIS IS HARD
Death to America, Liberty from Americans
Imagine being downed by beanis[comrade/them]@hexbear.net
The empire would have ended overnight and we would all have been free if they had hired gamers instead 😔
My RTS brained ass in charge:
why do we have money saved? We should be spending all of our money on expanding and army
oh wait
fuck
I was being trained to be an american
Me, an enlightened g*mer:
“Ok so my plan is we rush a bunch of guys right next to their base and put up an air defense system right there 😶”
The logistics worker i have sent to wander around looking for enemies seeing you building the air defense.
The whole world is being trained to be American and do color revolutions through gamer exploitation. Gamerusanos still keep falling for it.
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