• Inevitable Waffles [Ohio]@midwest.social
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    1 month ago

    But where did the Ghoul factory come from? Did they lose their soul or was it never there?

    Demon 1: “I’m so fuckin bored… I have nothing to do.”

    Demon 2: " I hear ya, man. My humans keep saying YOLO and doing coke. I asked for reassignment back to Hell."

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      1 month ago

      Demon 1: “They just keep torturing each other. I don’t even have to tempt!”

      Demon 2: “I tried to put lust in a barrister’s heart using this nancy fancy thing called the internet. That thing laughed at me. Laughed! Not even Our Prince has a soul so black! I could not find the heart!”