Now sit on my face and tell me that you love me

Viagra?

What kind of games do you play?

I would squeeze prematurely and do a surprise rabbit Jackson Pollock on my shoes

Username checks out

Technically we’re all space travelers. And how you call your dog is nobodies business. If you download a couple of movies (and maintain a proper ratio) you are a pirate.

Oh yeah if you want to oppose an evil regime all it takes is to say something negative shit warmongering old fascists and you’re a rebel.

No need to do the drugs for that.

Reads like Narcissus being frustrated…

Not this shit again

Good time to replay it

That sounds honestly not all to bad

I feel like an Irishman is about to commit seppuku

Ty!

They cannot help themselves to genocide a little. That’s their quirk.

Also if they are not at wat Netanyahu can face corruption charges, the might be something to look into.

I’m not really seeing the five layers in either tbh

I got that too.

Now I kind of want to see a chestburster scene Photoshop

In a prickly fashion.

Probably the period before my birth

I believe op is German. I don’t see how that clarifies the joke in any manner.

I think they mean that they got treated to happy meals after a doctor’s visit and teased their fellow schoolchildren with that fact?

Are you implying a nefarious reason?

I always thought of him being bald. So this is rather weird.

So he could get that cookie