I luckily saw this photo before I saw the original video somehow. It was still hella fuckin’ sad and made my heart break, but if I had seen the original first I would have been bawling.

Instead I was like “Don’t worry Punch! Your adoptive family is otw Little Guy!”

Oh good, we’re another step closer to 1984 becoming reality.

Man, that’s the last one I couldn’t find and I finally gave up to scroll for the answer. My eyes flicked to the clock like 3 times and I just shrugged it off! Lame.

Haha, you provided me an opportunity to do one of those shitty pun threads that I always come across too late after all the good ones are already taken, so I appreciated the typo anyhow!

Tbf, if they invited them too late, that’s just bad breadiquette.

This is how my husband is.

Then there’s me, a Detroit: Become Human enjoyer, and I give thanks to Fred, my off-brand roomba, when he does his job well.

I used to do this when we had more than one dog. I also like to say “Don’t play too much Nintendo, clean your rooms, and I left a twenty on the counter for pizza when you get hungry” because I like to pretend its still 1996.

I’ll keep the orange tip in mind for when my last old girl eventually crosses the rainbow bridge, because I definitely want cats next after having doggos for the past 15 years.

I canceled my Hilton Honors account.

Fuck they were SO GOOD for pet friendly travel.

But wherever there was a Hilton Garden Inn there’s USUALLY a Hyatt Place too, and they are also pretty reliably pet friendly. Not owned by the same people either, I checked.

Until I discover what they’ve done wrong as I’m sure its something.

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Idk, I try real hard to remind others that Tanner, the Night Shift manager at the Circle K, is NOT the reason women are oppressed, and making him feel like he’s the reason does nothing to support our equality cause.

We genuinely do have to support men having space to air their issues with society/the world, and let them know that they’re heard/understood.

The patriarchy hurts everyone, including the dude who is told to swallow his feelings/frustrations and he is only allowed to be interested in sex/woodworking/hunting to be a “real man” and “accepted” by his bros.

So like, maybe we could not laugh at men’s struggles and still support ladies?

Edit: Changed “head” to “heard”

Yeah, egg nog is a delicious creamy holiday spiced treat that warms you up internally if its spiked.

Cum tastes like slimy bleachy salt.

This post is false!

So she’s actually as repugnant as he is, and her views are just as bad. I can’t remember her name and I can’t be bothered to look it up because fuck her, but she’s a minor influencer in the Conservative sphere. She goes on the streets and does those stupid shock value “interviews” with strangers.

For anyone curious, this is from a series that a Lefty political commentator, Luke Beasley, did, where he and her sat together and tried to have measured discussions about their views. It was interesting, but it only went on for about 6 episodes, and it was rocky the entire way.

Its all up on YouTube. And I watched. And despite her showing the smallest glimmer of understanding occasionally, she ultimately could not be convinced to change her views. It didnt help that her vile ass husband was behind the camera the entire time.

Lastly, her husband didnt overtly say the above quote verbatim, but it was definitely heavily implied. This wasn’t putting words in his mouth, its a legit view he has.

I think it was Mad Max Fury Road

I mean, clearly! You know you’re peak 'Murican culture when you know the best Taco Bell sauce and item menu pairings, lmao

Oh nooooo! I fucking LOVE Diablo on the Crunchwrap Supreme! The mixture with the melty cheese and sour cream is next level.

That being said, I do prefer Fire for regular crunchy tacos, soft tacos, and Doritos Los Tacos.

Crunchwrap Supreme is GOAT though, so Diablo is my most requested sauce.

Truth. 3 years ago my “New Years Resolution” was to floss every day.

I knew I was going to have to make it obscenely easy to do in order for me to stick with it.

I do a suuuuuper quick run through every morning with a disposable pick BEFORE I brush, and my annual dental visits since have been night and day. I really don’t even have to try very hard and my gums don’t bleed anymore either!

Its about taking better care of your mouth - not perfect care.

Speaking for America, we’re deeply sorry about him getting a platform.

Elon Musk famously abuses Ketamine to an insane degree.

Makes me never wanna try the stuff.

I find sex less enjoyable with a condom. Im still able to have a good time NOT getting pregnant.

I, as a pro-birth control/pro-choice lady, believe lady-oriented birth control has nothing to do with that (perhaps naiively).

Pregnancy, even the healthiest, safest ones, are hard on our bodies. That means that anything that prevents them is theoretically better than if we’re constantly/repeatedly pregnant. Even if its harmful for mental health or long term effects on organs. Pregnancy fucks us up outright both mentally and physically. Like day one.

Obviously I’m simplyifying a bit, but you understand the gist of my logic.

Men dont have HAVE to deal with pregnancy, period, so anything that introduces harm, even minutely, is automatically a worse quality-of-life option for them.

Am I pro-male birth control? Hell yeah I am. I just recognize that they’re giving up more than we would be to accept the same risks, given that they dont have to experience pregnancy to begin with, and I dont trust/expect them to do that.

Therefore, it makes logical sense to me that we’re the ones targeted.