As horrid as this timeline is, holy shit what a cast of comedic characters we’ve been supplied with.

Please sign my T-shirt!!!

That’s not bad, however a small correction: “Bonjour, je m’appelle Godric, common çava?”.

Your version might however help for the phonetics. I’m not a native speaker but did learn in school (eu=> mandatory secondary language) it’s a steep curve but once you get the hang of it it becomes fun. Main problem in practical use is that most French people talk very, very fast. And asking politely to slow down doesn’t work.

“Talk slower? Sure, no problem.” continues to race at 200mph

Oh man, I needed that. A good belly shaking laugh.

Is this a vice president kinda thing?

100%

I’m pretty geecky myself but the avalanche of super hero movies of the past 10 years has left me utterly saturated. Yesterday I saw the Street fighter trailer ad I was already bored.

Still it’s got a beak and feathers, therefore it sounds like “Buh-Guck”.

“These servers ain’t no good I tells ya!”

WHACK

Oh absolutely not, but the USA is without a doubt the silliest one at that.

In most countries political figures are boring by default. Maybe a few outliers but all in all blander than oatmeal with water instead of milk.

Do I even need to start describing the USA?

You guys have fucking wrestling in front of the White House that’s being wrecked to build a ginormous ballroom on top of a “secret” bunker. I could go on for pages but I’m gonna end up in tldr territory very quickly.

(Also, it was just a play on a Monty python quote)

“On second thought let’s not go to the United States. ‘t’is a silly place.”

Of the top: Catholicism, evangelicalism, Mormonism, Jehovah’s witnesses,…

I mean this list goes on and on. They all have one guy in common.

“Forbes receives devastating bombshell comment from Brain Tyler Cohen that they have feared most on twitter.”

I’d be so all over a proper turn based Warhammer game.

Shadow of the horned rat and dark omen both do the same but just a little closer to the tabletop game afaik (but they’re a pain to get properly running).

Then there’s SOVL which gives a proper turn based mechanic that’s pretty close to Warhammer fantasy of old in the style of classic white dwarf battle reports.

There’s also a game in cooperation with the people behind 9th age but also, didn’t get it working yet.

Meager pickings :/

Upside: don’t even need to bother with the bios.

Oh absolutely, given the addendums added by other posters my link is rubbish.

Would you believe I’ve already heard about her Epstein connections but then forgot about it? The news cycle of the past few years is such a storm …

Oh hey big tech, how about you guys manage to make your products not suck and maybe then you get to have an opinion on matters.

Not fooling anyone with this.

Welp, it’s been fun I guess.

WhO aaAaAEaeaeaearE-Th3sE-P3oPLe?!!?!?

(Emphasis on the who, because owls)

Afaik: The writer is very outspoken against trans people. And not in a “boomer still catching up” way but very intentionally so.

Here’s some material on it: https://www.glamour.com/story/a-complete-breakdown-of-the-jk-rowling-transgender-comments-controversy

And in contrast to other pieces of software, it seems to be working.