“Here you are once again, staring at tilted windmills.”

“They’re swastikas, Jeff. No one heils a windmill.”

I don’t even want trump prosecuted anymore because wanting and not receiving feels psychologically harmful. Now I just want normalcy but I expect nothing but a move toward antivax natalist theocracy in the US. Presently planning to permanently move to another country when the option becomes available. Fuck this place

In certain ways, maybe. I can’t see eye to eye with some people on what constitutes a genocide, for instance. But there comes a point where it’s apparently either satire or a an objectively crazy user. It’s equally apparent who this split Is apparent to, on this open source communist Linux forum.

It’s my personal belief that lemmy at large is simply too experientially limited to recognize online satire outside of incredibly specific examples. Mostly meme templates. And there’s nothing wrong with that, but it is a little frustrating for me, personally.

And 4 years on, I still can’t figure out whether it’s because of neurospiciness or divergent interests. Linux? 471 communities. Writing? 2 and the mods of the second one abandoned their accounts years ago

For you

“Ungh ungh ungh… Why did you stop?”

“Is this cultural appropriation if I’m riding you and I’m not Hawaiian?”

Oh, I’ve understood that for ages. Back when India was trading the record for hottest pepper, you’d find dozens of videos of folks eating them. Some died from aspiration. Others from swelling in the gut. I take it seriously.

we discuss an unusual exposure of capsaicin to the vaginal mucosa with successful treatment.

Before I read any further, I’d just like to point out my supreme confusion at how a respirator might help in this situation. I first imagined a patient in an urgent care being prescribed a respirator to treat their nightmarish groin pain.

Edit: by god, they must have been screaming from the speculum. I nearly audibly screamed as I read through this. What fresh, undeserved horror this person lived through.

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There’s a reason Finland’s second favorite pastime is alcoholism. But yes.

Oh jeez, our federation is borked. It took hours to get this notification. But yeah, at this point, upping the power on our motor seems to be the only immediately apparent longterm feasible option

I’m genuinely baffled. I’ll stop molesting you with questions now, and begin experimenting with more or less oil.

My only remaining guess is that our hood might just need a stronger motor. If it isn’t the pan, oil, or spices, it has to be something external!

That’s hilarious! I usually eat the seeds or gut the peppers halfhazardly with a couple of knife sweeps through the flesh. I guess my hands only get a small coating by comparison.

But what are you cooking on? I’m usually on a cast iron with olive/canola oil with temp anywhere from medium to high

I’ve eaten nearly exclusively spicy food for many years and have only been eye spiced once. I generally don’t even wash my hands after, and often touch my face and eyes while cooking because of my hair. It almost feels like a fairy tale to me, the idea of getting eye spiced. Are people irritating their eyes with peppers spicier than serrano, arbol, and pequin peppers or are my eyes just impervious?

But I would like some advice for an ongoing issue, I still can’t figure out how to prevent my home from filling with painfully spicy air when I stir fry. Any advice on that front?

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I mean, steps 0-.99 are touching grass long enough to bring your brain back to equilibrium. If you can’t enjoy stopping to smell the roses because you’re so fried from oily food, video games, and casual online bigotry to mask your absence of self worth, there’s less point in the rest.

But that’s just how I perceive most modern 4chan posters. I’ve read no studies

Me too. I think I’m gonna have to lie down from how hot they are. The floor is so warm. I think I’m going to have to take a nap from how hot your lips are, just a short one maybe. it’s so cold but the floor is so warm

And I love your sharp, slick lips. They’re so hot that they make me lightheaded.

Absolutely. I enjoy your cold, rigid lips so much. I’m gonna kiss you so hard.