If you like what I’m saying, assume I am smart. If you don’t like what I’m saying, assume I’m sarcastic. Asexual. Atheist. Apo’strophe police. Go away now.
Not too far off from how frozen meat gets “grill marks”.
Not even Jerry Reed? Merle Haggard? Johnny Cash!??
As discovered by plyth, you can’t do anything anymore. There are limits
Good luck, I’m behind 7 Commodore 64s
Oh it’s like Zombo?
grocery store items
And this works without money … how? Let me guess, your charm?
Walks through what? Nuclear fallout? She looks 90.
This woman. These women.


I said lunch, not launch.
(stolen from meme for other country, please accept)


Hey at least you aren’t getting natural gas from those guys. You know those extra super duper bad guys.


right near the xyphoid process?
Just today for example I called some guy scum and threw a plastic bag in his face because he took his dog to the beach and wouldn’t pick up his shit.
I’m getting there. Interacting with people is exhausting. On public transit it’s just endless annoyances and I feel the snappy bit inside me is getting closer.
I’d rather play the Sonic release for the C64 with my OG setup.


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“It doesn’t matter when it’s Arcturian, baby!”
-Private Frost
It’s still better than using “literally” in every sentence.