If you twerked hard enough do you think you could shit a lump of cheese?

That’s cool bro don’t think too hard about it, take a deep breath and you can relax (its in your lungs and some random childhood memory as well now)

Yeah but I could eat a pound of them and not get fat

Omg that reminds me the fries used be so much better.

You get a nice warm snack after 👍

Based

I’m amazed you can’t imagine how someone might use these without heating the plastic.

If I say no, you had better not cum.

I’d generate an AI response to this but CBF.

He belongs in the normal one

Nobody says that, they just call you silly and you don’t like it.

It’s OK he’s just a _____.

Perhaps the writer should stop purchasing Apple products.

Perhaps.

20 cats, not 200 cats.

What percent of republicans are kash patel enjoyers at this point though?

The cat is being eaten brah

The only thing I know about all this nonsense is that on occasion you may find me in certain establishments, with a glass of champaign.

It’s not often, but it does happen.

Do it

Yeah… but the slop!

An LLM would have called it out 😬