In computing and house maintenance I have learned an important thing: the tiniest amount of water in the wrong place can wreak absolute havoc.

Hmm…splashing around holy water in the server room, what could possibly go wrong? 😬

Now I want pork pie

Or maybe people should learn to be a bit more critical of what they spend their time watching.

Asmongold, the literal personification of a trash can. Don’t look him up, life’s better spent without knowing of his existence.

Ooooohohoooh, try working in the Philippines. Not uncommon for the commute to be three hours each way. While the US is a capitalist nightmare, the Philippines is a capitalist hellscape.

Oh my, don’t tread on this snake, he scaaary. So how far have you gotten on your “make the world a better place”-project? Do tell.

Nerd

My Italian coworker at my old job was a big fan of pineapple on pizza. The ones who screech the loudest about people “doing it wrong” are normally a minority and suffer from insecurity and lack of knowledge.

I don’t think he’s as dumb as he seems in some videos. His persona and mannerisms are very much a pan-Scandinavian thing. To me it’s a throwback to the early 00’s, when we filled our brains with plenty of Jackass, Blink 182 and Eric Cartman.

You mean voicing their opinion and trying to get it across to as many people as possible?

Tell me, what did you do today?

The tech bros’ mansions might be all kitted up with cameras, sensors, bulletproof windows and armed guards. But are they ready for three trebuchets? I think not.

Only if you’re from the Philippines

You, Carl of Canadia, liberator of boobage, destroyer of blobs, deserve a beer.

Ok, time for me to go outside.

I’m downvoting you specifically for that dumb grey blob where there’s supposed to be a pair of not very anatomically accurate cartoon boobs. You’re also disrespecting a work of art in the form of this man’s tattoo. We’re not on fucking YouTube or Facebook here. You’re not gonna get demonetized. What the fuck are you doing?

You’re doing the lord’s work. Each boob freed from the shackles of politically correct morons on the web make the world a better place to be.

Congrats, BBC, you’re discovering what Scandinavians have been doing with their babies since long before the BBC existed. I hope that the UK will continue to find their way back to nurturing a connection between children and nature. Especially elementary schools in the UK have a very peculiar view of what it means to “be outside”.

Oh yes

“Dem Führer die Treue” roughly means “Loyalty to the Führer”