- cross-posted to:
- thebadwebsite@lemmy.world
- cross-posted to:
- thebadwebsite@lemmy.world
[a person smiles smugly but softly, has their arms crossed, is wearing a shirt that has the text NOT A CHILD MOLESTER]
I wear my “Not a child molester” shirt so that people know I’m not a child molester
Felt the urge to draw this mini comic after seeing Melania’s public announcement on Epstein.
I found it to be oddly specific. Like, is she going to list all the things they didn’t do? Is she lying? Is she dropping the things they did do?
Nobody killed someone with a hammer and then shat on his head.
We shat on his stomach.

it would probably be a shorter list if she listed the things they didn’t do.
My first thought was:
“He said: Have you ever killed anyone? I said: Shutup! …I don’t need your accusations around here-I got alotta things to do, I got Jeopardy to watch, and I gotta go to my job!”
(from David Firth’s Not Stanley episode, I Am Not A Serial Killer.)
I completely forgot about not stanley. I really need to watch those again they’re so good

‘Nobody was asking, man, but now we’re curious.’
I was watching an EWU a few days ago where this dude legit told the cops like “I have a shirt that says ‘KILL YOUR LOCAL PEDOPHILE’, I can’t be a pedo!” and he had tons of underage naked photos and vids on his phone
What is an EWU?
Explore with Us, a true crime series on YouTube and Patreon with a narrator with a really good voice but kiiiinda over the top writing sometimes. Not enough to annoy me, though, and they FOIA tons of never released footage.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ilWW0ql1yS8
That link feels appropriate to both this comic and the melania situation.

I don’t get it, but I’m stealing it





