Ariselas

Glad to see Millennials are finally catching up to Xers

Rise by Herb Alpert & The Tijuana Brass

better yet, we send them our criminals and they build the wall themselves

Not just sunk, but sunk by a humble biplane

That trick has been around for a while, filling a bowl with glass marbles so that the chunks in soup come to the top is another.

but only the parts of the bible they like

as Jimmy Carr pointed out, he’s not a nazi, he’s South African, which is … well …

My dyslexic brain read that as “The Job Market ** In** Hell”

I was thinking if that’s were ya gotta go for a decent job these days

I think XKCD can be considered a credible source on this one

It’s Got Electrolytes!

He’s beyond jail at this point, it’s gotta go to Nicolae and Elena Ceaușescu, or Mussolini and Petacci ending.

I listened to Chris Hadfield describe coming home in a Soyuz capsul and it rolling a few times after hitting the ground. Land works but water sounds more comfortable, as long as you don’t get sea sick on top of it all.

I know of a few record stores Jello is permanently banned from for trying to steal vinyl, or at least that’s the story the shop owners love to repeat over and over again whenever someone is wearing a patch or buys a DK record.

Black metal always!

A Reign of Terror redux would be … um … yeah, I’d be ok with that

I had my hopes, but July 5, 1998 came and went

What you did there, I see it

I’m sure Donnie already picked out a spot in the golf course for her

unless you’re at a folk fest, then maybe you should

It did absolutely nothing for me. a couple friends sampled the same stash and claimed it was wild, but I didn’t even get a mild buzz.