Welp, it’s been fun I guess.

I’m all hicked up on decaf!!

WhO aaAaAEaeaeaearE-Th3sE-P3oPLe?!!?!?

(Emphasis on the who, because owls)

Afaik: The writer is very outspoken against trans people. And not in a “boomer still catching up” way but very intentionally so.

Here’s some material on it: https://www.glamour.com/story/a-complete-breakdown-of-the-jk-rowling-transgender-comments-controversy

The Bell Riots are running just a little behind schedule.

Liam Neeson in

The Naked Gun.

Defenestration: the final insult.

The first hurdle: ”wait people can be something else?! How? I don’t identify with that, so it can’t exist.”

Anything beyond that is processor overload for them.

And in contrast to other pieces of software, it seems to be working.

More like “slow Rogan.”

lights go down, applause erupts

Thank you, you’re too kind. Oh please. Thank you.

Oh flowers? Lovely. waves at crowd

Good night everyone, drive safe, you’ve been a lovely audience. Till next time!

That reminds me of a lame oneliner I came up with years ago:

… but no cigar sir! Not even cigarette, don’t even mention cigarillo!

Also:

“Here’s a rule you can call upon in case some guy starts eating all the ice cream so you can stop him from doing so.”

five ice cream factories and several warehouses later

“Hey maybe, just MAYBE, we could consider talking about that rule again? I’m not saying implement it right away but we should look at it.”

May need? MAY need???

Ffs

Shouldn’t the bible be subject to that age verification thing that’s going around? You know, to actually protect the children.

Nah sure I do have trouble focussing.

Also did you know that thing you’re looking for is peeking from under that closet in your hall?

Well you’re talking to me aren’t you? That’s what it sounds like.

Edit: ah I apologise being that short. Bit of crappy day.

I’ve tried something similar to get it to say that fear based religions aren’t healthy. Wouldn’t budge.

They saw the og interaction and immediately took action?

Thick European accent: “You scan? No, you scan’t!”

Aaaeh don worry bout it, Gavin will take care of this choice for us.

/s (<= cannot stress this enough)

Man, I can’t get shit done. It keeps disconnecting, updates mess everything up,…

Oh wait, my bad, pen and paper don’t work like that.