Mhh, I need the original pic without the writing please.

Also, very nice meme!

Yeah, that bowel-loosening sensation as your mind races through all the things that could be broken now

Username almost checks out

And loads of sex IIRC

Edit: I was thinking a different Culture, from the book “remember Phlebas”.

That’s true, but I don’t think guys will say “I better spend my money on strippers now because I’m not coming back from Okinawa”

You mean served as food?

I’m not sorry, my story is much better of course

Cocaine shark, the sequel to cocaine bear!

Ah, the nursing home stage

Weeeeell akthually, it’s 99 puppies and 2 adult ones.

Also

I do not last 5 minutes playing that game, cumming or not!

Then Mars would be their deadname. What could be a new one? Mildred?

I know Scott Adams is not someone to be promoted for his personal views, but Dilbert is so much a reflection of reality it’s unreal.

I would say yes. Letting your hair grow a little more would help maybe. Hope all the best to you!

My wife asked me to burn a cd with some data a few weeks ago. I take the spindle of blank CDs (that have been my “empty cup holder” for the past few years) and insert the first (supposedly) empty CD in the burner. No label on it. And it was not empty (animatrix part1). Ok, try second one. You guessed right, animatrix part2. Repeat for almost the first 10 “blank” CDs.

Past me was an asshole.

She got rid of the husband AND got a book from it

“We all decompose the same way”

Well apparently you didn’t work 12hours days to get there! 😁

sorry, I’m just kidding (and a bit envious!). I’m happy you managed to get to a nice work/life balance! 🙂

Male mantis literally give them head

Damn I hadn’t heard of infernoOS in 20+ years.

I was a bit skeptical of this project, but I can see the use cases.