the lying machine also recommended dehydrating the beans a little which I’ll probably try too

fuck maybe I should just dehydrate everything, turn it all into a powder and make a literal bean cake

Idk that’s part of the problem, the recipe calls for them to be dredged in a mix of seasoned flour and cornmeal and then baked until done and they just end up cracking and looking like dried shit patties

I think it needs some kind of binder since i feel like if I were making this non vegan I’d put milk and egg into it like i’m making a black bean meat loaf. So maybe next time I’ll try adding soy milk to it

Edit: i just asked the google lying machine if xanthan gum would help and it says it might so i might try that too

It also suggested I saute the vegetables before forming the cakes which is something I feel stupid for not thinking of doing to begin with

Yesterday’s menu was just a mess because I went into the weekend with the plan of “i dunno i’ll do corn and edamame and… a marinated vegetable” but then we didn’t have any green beans, carrots, or cauliflower and all I had was eggplant and I needed something cold so i just made baba ganoush and pita chips. I don’t think anybody thought it was weird because “chips + dip and a wrap” makes sense even if it’s like middle eastern shit

And then i just put it out today because it makes it look like I made a huge and decadent feast when I have leftovers out in addition to today’s food, lol

Everything turned out good but i shoulda enchilada sauced the broccoli instead of the squash because I think the bright red and green would have looked good (before it cooks to death on the line at least) and i forgot sauce + butternut = it mushes up a lot

Anyone who cares about grieving for charlie kirk just wants to be the next charlie kirk but not dead

Anyone got tips for making black bean cakes so that the outside doesn’t make it look like cow shit

Thinking about that “our beautiful kingdom” vs “their barbarous wastes” but in the context of aro-ace vs incel

Now like a snake shedding its skin you can be born anew

I would argue that it doesn’t matter what you believe because it’s still not a death threat or an action to make good on a threat

If the law were judged by rationality and merit that’d be a slam dunk “fuck off” rebuttal that would win every court case

My gf wants me to go roller skating with her but I feel so old and out of shape I expect to fall and break a hip. Im 35

Yesterday’s Sichuan tofu wraps with grilled corn and edamame plus today’s black bean cakes with cinnamon sweet potato sauce, cumin lime roasted broccoli and cinnamon chipotle roasted butternut squash slathered in an enchilada sauce

I need to hire a lawyer because i was speeding in February and haven’t had the money saved up until now to pay someone but now i’ve got so many things i’ve procrastinated on that it feels impossible to do anything about anything and it kinda sucks i tell you hwut. It doesn’t help that this isn’t even the actual problem and I still have actual court shit to look forward to (also 500 other critical life things im just not doing)

“Actually the link i posted titled “vaccines are worthless” is actually a clever own AGAINST the antivax, if only YOU READ you ILLITERATE”

Oh no i didn’t read an article posted with a framing based on the comparative lack of efficacy of vaccination! shut up and face the wall thanks

It’s been less spent and more shoveled onto a furnace that powers a “make every single thing on earth worse” machine so you’d think that’d be a mark of criticism from someone

I just remember about 5 solid years of 2016 “how we gonna pay for it??” and i feel like idk the same people who asked that question but are silent today should be literally lit on fire

Yeah but you’d think there’d at least be one John Steward type who’d be all “wow! they’re shoveling the entirety of the U.S. treasury into a furnace… republicanl-y not how we’d have done it”

Also iv went to bed and people seem to have focused hard on “the Democrats” as what i meant by shitlibs when instead i meant “you’d think the insane cost of all of this would be such a fucking lay up to criticize even a liberal could do it” when obviously if a Democrat were to do it they’d only be doing it because Blue Man isn’t in charge and not out of ideological opposition to war with iran

Yeah but i don’t i haven’t seen a doctor in 10 years thanks

You got me there i guess

If it’s hard coded in why does it do the text but not even spell it right but it “misspells” it in a consistent way

Dawg the line of thinking you should be on is “WHETHER” they deport. Do not go to a second location