I can’t help but hear the John Cena theme song when another resistance group joins the fray.

Fuck you, Eric, I microwave my lunch in stages and mix it in between to heat it evenly. I’m not gonna toss it in there for 5 straight minutes and end up with burned edges a frozen interior. Also your breath is so bad I can smell it while walking behind you.

There’s potatoes in them thar hills

In the model X the stupid falcon wing doors have their emergency release cable hidden behind the speaker screen. The screen is not easy to remove and there’s nothing in the car indicating it’s there. I had to look online how to escape this piece of shit if it caught on fire. I don’t know why these things are allowed on the road.

My parents have started calling CGI made by humans AI

Reminds me of the small sword that was popular in Europe a couple hundred years later

I’m not sure why but it feels like a Failure album cover

“The loads of country”

Normalize wearing swords as fashion accessories

I like the idea that it was the monks expressing their frustration with snails and rabbits eating their gardens. I can’t remember where I heard it though.

This is why I use adblock and sale the high seas

It’s not funny. My blood is thick when it should be runny

Needs more gun

We mustn’t say that. It is forbidden.

Makes sense that he’s your ex

Reminds me of the “She’s got glasses. And a ponytail. Ugh, she’s got paint on her overalls. What is that?” line from Not Another Teen Movie

I’d rather be able to see the text on a static page than have these awful infinite scrolling sites with shit moving and text popping in everywhere. They’re just shiny things to impress dumb ass CEOs.

But I know me and that guy is an asshole

I’m probably 50 lbs heavier than him and can do hollow hold pullups and one arm hangs. I also like tofu and cry during sad movies.